South Park Quote
Mr. Garrison: Say, Mr Slave...
Mr. Slave: Yes, Mr Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.
Mr. Slave: Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?
Mr. Garrison: No, no. I was the asshole.
[school board start applauding, muttering how courageous he is, while the parents exchange shocked and horrified glances]
Mr Garrison: [slightly non-plussed] Uh, I'm very happy to receive this award, but you know what makes me even happier? Sucking balls.
[school board applaud again]
Mr Garrison: [whispering to Mr. Slave] It's not working. Sing your song, Mr. Slave.
Mr Slave: [singing] I've got a little-- [stops] ooh, ooh ow, Jesus Christ, what the hell's happening in there?
[in Mr. Slave's stomach]
Frog King: [to Lemmiwinks, who's on a gyroscope] Hang on, Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!
[back up top]
Mr Slave: Aaah! I should never have shoved those poor animals up my ass! [school board applaud again]
School Board Member: Courageous.
Another School Board Member: So courageous.
Mr Garrison: [finally losing his temper] Goddammit, don't you people get it?! I'm trying to get fired here!
Mr. Slave: Yes, Mr Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.
Mr. Slave: Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?
Mr. Garrison: No, no. I was the asshole.
[school board start applauding, muttering how courageous he is, while the parents exchange shocked and horrified glances]
Mr Garrison: [slightly non-plussed] Uh, I'm very happy to receive this award, but you know what makes me even happier? Sucking balls.
[school board applaud again]
Mr Garrison: [whispering to Mr. Slave] It's not working. Sing your song, Mr. Slave.
Mr Slave: [singing] I've got a little-- [stops] ooh, ooh ow, Jesus Christ, what the hell's happening in there?
[in Mr. Slave's stomach]
Frog King: [to Lemmiwinks, who's on a gyroscope] Hang on, Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!
[back up top]
Mr Slave: Aaah! I should never have shoved those poor animals up my ass! [school board applaud again]
School Board Member: Courageous.
Another School Board Member: So courageous.
Mr Garrison: [finally losing his temper] Goddammit, don't you people get it?! I'm trying to get fired here!
TV Show: South Park
