South Park Quote

Cartman: [as a dwarf warrior] Aw, dude! I just took the biggest crap! Hey, where are you guys?
Kyle: [as a female human mage] We're over here, by the cart!
Cartman: [approaches] Okay, sorry guys.
Stan: [as a human warrior] Dude! We've been waiting forever!
Cartman: Well I'm sorry, you guys, but I had to take a dump!
Kyle: If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass!
Cartman: Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a fricking girl!
Kenny: [as a human hunter] I think Kyle has sweet titties, ha-ha-ha!
Cartman: Heh-heh, totally!

TV Show: South Park

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