South Park Quote

Cartman: All right, major stone shield potions... should be... oh God, I'm gonna have diarrhea again. Aaaaagh... doo!
Stan: You can't go to the bathroom, you're stacking sunder armor!
Cartman: It's okay. [over intercom] Mom! Bathroom!
Liane: What hon?
Cartman: Bathroom! Bathroom!
[Liane comes down to the basement and holds a bedpan under her son's ass. Cartman takes down his pants and out comes a spattering stream of shit. Some of it ends up on the floor, some on Liane's blouse and trousers]
Liane: Ooh, that's a big boy, isn't he? [exits with the poop-filled bedpan]
Cartman: All right, Kenny, drink your elixir of the mongoose. I'm now going to use mocking blow...

TV Show: South Park

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