South Park Quote
Mrs. Garrison: [writing on blackboard] Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number--
Cartman: Dick tits!
Mrs. Garrison: [pauses] ...when we multiply a negative number by another negative--
Cartman: Shit! Asshole! [Stan and Kyle glance back at him. Mrs. Garrison sighs; Cartman smiles] Excuse me.
Mrs. Garrison: And if we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can--
Cartman: Splooge! Balls! Bloody vaginal belch!
[whole class giggles]
Cartman: [in a sing-song voice] You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.
Mrs. Garrison: All right, kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay? Now all you need to remember here is that negative numbers--
Cartman: Tampons! Tampon dick shit!
Kyle: Will you knock it off, already!
Cartman: Kyle, don't you think I wish I could? I'd give anything to be normal like you. Kike.
Kyle: Don't push me, asshole!
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle! Watch your language! [Cartman begins laughing maniacally]
Craig: If I could yell "tampon dick shit" in the classroom, I'd be so happy.
Cartman: Dick tits!
Mrs. Garrison: [pauses] ...when we multiply a negative number by another negative--
Cartman: Shit! Asshole! [Stan and Kyle glance back at him. Mrs. Garrison sighs; Cartman smiles] Excuse me.
Mrs. Garrison: And if we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can--
Cartman: Splooge! Balls! Bloody vaginal belch!
[whole class giggles]
Cartman: [in a sing-song voice] You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.
Mrs. Garrison: All right, kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay? Now all you need to remember here is that negative numbers--
Cartman: Tampons! Tampon dick shit!
Kyle: Will you knock it off, already!
Cartman: Kyle, don't you think I wish I could? I'd give anything to be normal like you. Kike.
Kyle: Don't push me, asshole!
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle! Watch your language! [Cartman begins laughing maniacally]
Craig: If I could yell "tampon dick shit" in the classroom, I'd be so happy.
TV Show: South Park
