South Park Quote

[Butters is confronted by the boys in the school hallways]
Cartman: Butters, what the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Butters: Just enjoying myself. Why, Eric?
Kyle: Butters, you know goddamn well you didn't write that book!
Butters: [a little angrily] But, you told me I did.
Stan: Yeah, but that's when we thought we were going to get in trouble, asshole!
[Red and Lola appear and defend Butters]
Red: Hey, hey, you leave Butters alone! He's a very fragile artist.
Lola: [fondly] He's so brooding and full of angst.
Butters: [smugly] Yeah, I'm brooding.
Cartman: Butters doesn't deserve any credit for Scrotie McBoogerballs! We deserve all the credit.
Red: Oh, God, you guys are pathetic!
Lola: Yeah, get a life and stop mooching off Butters' success for once!
[the girls leave]
Stan: [frustrated] God damn it!
Kyle: Butters, do you really think it's fair to lie like this?! Let me tell you, if you don't have--!
Butters: [snaps] No! Let me tell you something, fellas!! You always take advantage of me. And after reading Catcher in the Rye, I've learned you're nothing but phonies! [the boys look shocked at this sudden explosion] I'm not letting you trick me this time. So the four of you can just suck on my wiener.

TV Show: South Park

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