Spin City Quotes
Paul: If you'd given me any more time I could've recovered.
Mike: Paul, if I'd have given you any more time up there, you would have declared the Mayor dead.
Mike: Paul, if I'd have given you any more time up there, you would have declared the Mayor dead.
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Mayor: It was back in the '60s, and I was at this party and some idiot spiked the Kool-Aid. Before I knew it, I was 3/4 up a pine tree, naked as a jay bird, trying to get away from all the giant bugs, there.
Mike: Well, there you have it. Okay, so I tell the press that you were in a mental hospital...because you were taking acid.
Mayor: Coincidentally, that was the same night I decided to run for Mayor.
Mike: Well, there you have it. Okay, so I tell the press that you were in a mental hospital...because you were taking acid.
Mayor: Coincidentally, that was the same night I decided to run for Mayor.
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Mike: Playing doctor should be left to qualified professionals. And of course, curious youngsters.
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Mike: (to the porn actresses) I'm Deputy Mayor Michael Flaherty, and I'm going to pretend I don't know who any of you are.
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Mike: (to Stuart) Ok, Stuart. Inside that is some of the biggest names in the porn buisness. Your heroes.
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Mike: Well, it's not all bad news.
Paul: How could you say that?
Mike: Well, for starters, it's not all my fault anymore.
Paul: How could you say that?
Mike: Well, for starters, it's not all my fault anymore.
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Nikki: I can't get from ESPN to the Comedy Channel without some big penis waving in my face.
James: Where are you watching television?
James: Where are you watching television?
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Mayor: (reading cue cards) Good afternoon, all. I want to start out with a personal outrage that has been going on too long. Public access... (switches cards) ...pornography.
Mike: (to James) You want to work on where you break those cards.
Mayor: (reading cue cards) I just want to make sure that material with graphic sexual content is available and seen... (switches cards) ...only by those people who specifically want to see it.
Mike: (to James) Ok, you did that one on purpose.
Mike: (to James) You want to work on where you break those cards.
Mayor: (reading cue cards) I just want to make sure that material with graphic sexual content is available and seen... (switches cards) ...only by those people who specifically want to see it.
Mike: (to James) Ok, you did that one on purpose.
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Stacey: I can tell when people are lying. It's a gift.
James: You know, I have a friend who can do the same thing.
Stacey: No you don't.
James: You know, I have a friend who can do the same thing.
Stacey: No you don't.
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Stuart: Why wouldn't you ask me to look after The Mayor's daughter?
Mike: Same reason they don't give guns to monkeys
Mike: Same reason they don't give guns to monkeys
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Stacey: Every time I throw a Christmas party, someone dies.
Janelle: I guess every family has their traditions.
Janelle: I guess every family has their traditions.
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James: Every year, my mom makes a whole Nativity scene out of candy. (picks up a piece) Chocolate Jesus.
Carter: James, please. At work, just call me Carter.
Carter: James, please. At work, just call me Carter.
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Nikki: Do you not have an ounce of Christmas Spirit in you?
Stuart: Well, Joseph was about 3 ounces.
Stuart: Well, Joseph was about 3 ounces.
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Mayor: I'm going to stand here and read this story to the city, because I want all the children out there to believe in the magic of (reading speech) Satan.
Mike: That's Santa. It's a typo.
Mike: That's Santa. It's a typo.
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Mike: The Mayor is a man of great vision
Mayor: (Walks out of sauna with steamed up glasses) I can't see
Mayor: (Walks out of sauna with steamed up glasses) I can't see
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Mike: [Tossing a bunch of towels into the sauna] Here are your towels!
Stuart: [From inside the sauna] We don't need them!
Stacy: STUART!
Stuart: [From inside the sauna] We don't need them!
Stacy: STUART!
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Carter: (about a giant statue giving the finger) Mike, its huge! Where can we put it?
Mayor: How about my ex-wife's lawn?
Mayor: How about my ex-wife's lawn?
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Mike: Or maybe she was just there to remind us that blowing your hair in the bathtub isn't a good idea
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Claudia: There was corpse at my wedding!
Stuart: Hey, I know Paul's not an exciting guy...
Stuart: Hey, I know Paul's not an exciting guy...
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Father Larry: Now Paul, your vows are to 'love Claudia, and to lose five pounds'?
Paul: Well, I wanted to combine my vows and New Year's resolutions.
Paul: Well, I wanted to combine my vows and New Year's resolutions.
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Paul: (on Mike taking over) Are you sure this is legal?
Mike: What, are you wearing a wire?
Mike: What, are you wearing a wire?
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Stuart: (after putting a sandwich in the poor box) What? If they're poor, they're hungry.
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