SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
SpongeBob: [into his bubble] Patrick, you're my best big assed friend in the whole neighborhood.
[Squidward whispers a message into his own bubble, and the bubble replaces SpongeBob's bubble and floats on to Patrick]
Squidward: [as SpongeBob] Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
[Patrick doesn't look happy at the moment he hears the message. He dips his wand into his bottle and whispers a message. It floats over to SpongeBob]
Patrick: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [into his bubble] Of course, Patrick! Anyone with eyes could see that!
Patrick: [a bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops] Yeah, well, I think you're ugly! Yellow is ugly! [blows a raspberry, then blows a shorter raspberry]
SpongeBob: [into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?
Squidward: [disguised as Patrick] SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name! If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
Squidward: [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick! I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!
Patrick: [shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
SpongeBob: Yeah, well that means uh...so are you!
Patrick: Then you're a turkey!
SpongeBob: What's that?!
Patrick: It's what you are!
SpongeBob: Yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Patrick: Well, you're still yellow! And do you know what else is yellow?!
SpongeBob: WHAT?!
Patrick: YOU ARE!
SpongeBob: YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!
[Squidward whispers a message into his own bubble, and the bubble replaces SpongeBob's bubble and floats on to Patrick]
Squidward: [as SpongeBob] Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
[Patrick doesn't look happy at the moment he hears the message. He dips his wand into his bottle and whispers a message. It floats over to SpongeBob]
Patrick: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [into his bubble] Of course, Patrick! Anyone with eyes could see that!
Patrick: [a bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops] Yeah, well, I think you're ugly! Yellow is ugly! [blows a raspberry, then blows a shorter raspberry]
SpongeBob: [into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?
Squidward: [disguised as Patrick] SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name! If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
Squidward: [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick! I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!
Patrick: [shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
SpongeBob: Yeah, well that means uh...so are you!
Patrick: Then you're a turkey!
SpongeBob: What's that?!
Patrick: It's what you are!
SpongeBob: Yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Patrick: Well, you're still yellow! And do you know what else is yellow?!
SpongeBob: WHAT?!
Patrick: YOU ARE!
SpongeBob: YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
