SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[at the beginning of SpongeBob's 38th boating test]
Mrs. Puff: First we must--
SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam! I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay. Number one, what is the front of the boat?
SpongeBob: The bow.
Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
SpongeBob: Stern!
Mrs. Puff: Number three. Right is--
SpongeBob: Starboard! [answering the remaining questions] Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 1924!
Mrs. Puff: You've passed the oral test. What a surprise. Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.
SpongeBob: Oh, wha...in this boat? Right here? [looks at watch nervously] Is it time already?
Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, absolutely. [gets into boat and closes eyes with a smile, confidently]
Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob. What's the first thing you do?
SpongeBob: 1924?
Mrs. Puff: No...no. First thing is to...start the boat. [Mrs. Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Relax! It's only the boat.
SpongeBob: [stops] The boat?
Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it! [kicks down on the gas pedal as the boat begins to go in reverse at high speeds, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!" and
Mrs. Puff: First we must--
SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam! I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay. Number one, what is the front of the boat?
SpongeBob: The bow.
Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
SpongeBob: Stern!
Mrs. Puff: Number three. Right is--
SpongeBob: Starboard! [answering the remaining questions] Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 1924!
Mrs. Puff: You've passed the oral test. What a surprise. Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.
SpongeBob: Oh, wha...in this boat? Right here? [looks at watch nervously] Is it time already?
Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, absolutely. [gets into boat and closes eyes with a smile, confidently]
Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob. What's the first thing you do?
SpongeBob: 1924?
Mrs. Puff: No...no. First thing is to...start the boat. [Mrs. Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Relax! It's only the boat.
SpongeBob: [stops] The boat?
Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it! [kicks down on the gas pedal as the boat begins to go in reverse at high speeds, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!" and
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
