SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Spongebob: I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face! [rings doorbell]
Tom: Yeah?
Spongebob: Congratulations, Sir! Your Krabby Patty Pizza is here!
Tom: Wow, thanks. I've been dying for one of these. Where's my drink?
Spongebob: What drink?
Tom: My drink! My Diet Dr. Kelp?! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
Spongebob: [checks order] But you didn't order any...
Tom: [aggravated] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!
Spongebob: But..but... [tears start rolling down his face]
Tom: Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!? [gives back the pizza] You call yourself a delivery boy?! WELL I AIN'T BUYING!!! [Tom slams the door on Spongebob's face Spongebob then walks over to Squidward smiling and attempting not to cry]
Squidward: Sponge? Sponge? It's okay. Sponge?
[Spongebob drops the pizza, falls over, bursts into tears, and absorbs them]
Squidward: Sponge? [Squidward gets angry, picks up the pizza, marches up to Tom's house, and knocks on the door]
Tom: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!
Squidward: Well, THIS one's on the HOUSE! [hurls the pizza into Tom's face. Later he approaches SpongeBob, who is sprawled face down on the ground in a pool of tears]
SpongeBob: [looking up tearfully] Did he change his mind?
Squidward: He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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