SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Narrator: Mrs. Puff's Boating School, where diligent students learn the rules of the road.
[The class is seen snoozing except for SpongeBob, who is drawing something.]
Mrs. Puff: Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!
[SpongeBob drops his pencil in anticipation.]
Mrs. Puff: Let's see here. This week's hall monitor will be, uh,...[goes through list and finds everyone's name but SpongeBob's has a check mark by it]...gasp! SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob's desk moves into the center isle.]
Mrs. Puff: It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.
Jimmy: Mrs. Puff, I've done it already!
[SpongeBob's desk moves closer.]
Mrs. Puff: Oh. Bill?
Bill: No way, Mrs. Puff!
[SpongeBob's desk closes in again.]
Mrs. Puff: Uh, Tina! You're the hall monitor.
Tina: Hey! I've done it 3 times already!
[SpongeBob's desk closes in again, and continues to do so with every bit of Mrs. Puff's dialouge.]
Mrs. Puff: Beth?
Bill: She graduated!
Mrs. Puff: Henry? [desk moves] Mira? [desk moves] Clayton? [desk moves multiple times, then camera fades out to reveal SpongeBob pressing repeatedly against Mrs. Puff's body] All right. I guess I have no choice. The hall monitor of the day is...[sighs with grief]...oh...SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob skyrockets with joy and lands beside Mrs. Puff. He salutes.]
SpongeBob: Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position IN THE HALL! I will protect all that are weak IN THE HALL! All rules to be enforced IN THE HALL!
Mrs. Puff: ALL RIGHT! Just take the hat and belt!
SpongeBob: I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First I have to make my speech.
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[The class is seen snoozing except for SpongeBob, who is drawing something.]
Mrs. Puff: Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!
[SpongeBob drops his pencil in anticipation.]
Mrs. Puff: Let's see here. This week's hall monitor will be, uh,...[goes through list and finds everyone's name but SpongeBob's has a check mark by it]...gasp! SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob's desk moves into the center isle.]
Mrs. Puff: It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.
Jimmy: Mrs. Puff, I've done it already!
[SpongeBob's desk moves closer.]
Mrs. Puff: Oh. Bill?
Bill: No way, Mrs. Puff!
[SpongeBob's desk closes in again.]
Mrs. Puff: Uh, Tina! You're the hall monitor.
Tina: Hey! I've done it 3 times already!
[SpongeBob's desk closes in again, and continues to do so with every bit of Mrs. Puff's dialouge.]
Mrs. Puff: Beth?
Bill: She graduated!
Mrs. Puff: Henry? [desk moves] Mira? [desk moves] Clayton? [desk moves multiple times, then camera fades out to reveal SpongeBob pressing repeatedly against Mrs. Puff's body] All right. I guess I have no choice. The hall monitor of the day is...[sighs with grief]...oh...SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob skyrockets with joy and lands beside Mrs. Puff. He salutes.]
SpongeBob: Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position IN THE HALL! I will protect all that are weak IN THE HALL! All rules to be enforced IN THE HALL!
Mrs. Puff: ALL RIGHT! Just take the hat and belt!
SpongeBob: I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First I have to make my speech.
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TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
