SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Patrick: SpongeBob! I see him!
SpongeBob: Where is he, Patrick?
Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral. [SpongeBob turns to see the street signs "Conch" and "Coral"]
SpongeBob: That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can’t see him! What's he doing?
Patrick: Um, he's just standing there...menacingly! [over walkie-talkie] GET OUT OF THERE, SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: YYYYAAAAAHHHHH!
Patrick: That's his maniac screech. He's going to attack! [SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy! Run! Hide behind that building! [SpongeBob does so] No, he's behind that building! Quick, hide behind that street sign! [SpongeBob does] No wait! The maniac just went behind that sign! Quick! Get under the street light! [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox. Relieved, he relaxes. He hears interference on his walkie-talkie, and answers it]
SpongeBob: Say again, deputy?
Patrick: The maniac's in the mailbox!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs around in the mailbox, demolishing some buildings]
[A "Wanted Sign" with SpongeBob's picture on it falls in SpongeBob's hands]
SpongeBob: Huh... This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. I'm the maniac! [holds up wanted sign]
Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[police show up]
Officer: We'll take that as a confession!
[Mrs. Puff shows up and pushes some of the cops out of the way.]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob SquarePants! There you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Officer: You know this guy?
Mrs. Puff: Of course I do. I'm
SpongeBob: Where is he, Patrick?
Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral. [SpongeBob turns to see the street signs "Conch" and "Coral"]
SpongeBob: That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can’t see him! What's he doing?
Patrick: Um, he's just standing there...menacingly! [over walkie-talkie] GET OUT OF THERE, SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: YYYYAAAAAHHHHH!
Patrick: That's his maniac screech. He's going to attack! [SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy! Run! Hide behind that building! [SpongeBob does so] No, he's behind that building! Quick, hide behind that street sign! [SpongeBob does] No wait! The maniac just went behind that sign! Quick! Get under the street light! [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox. Relieved, he relaxes. He hears interference on his walkie-talkie, and answers it]
SpongeBob: Say again, deputy?
Patrick: The maniac's in the mailbox!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs around in the mailbox, demolishing some buildings]
[A "Wanted Sign" with SpongeBob's picture on it falls in SpongeBob's hands]
SpongeBob: Huh... This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. I'm the maniac! [holds up wanted sign]
Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[police show up]
Officer: We'll take that as a confession!
[Mrs. Puff shows up and pushes some of the cops out of the way.]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob SquarePants! There you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Officer: You know this guy?
Mrs. Puff: Of course I do. I'm
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
