SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[As SpongeBob's walking down the street]
SpongeBob: I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll. [stops as he sees puddle of ice cream on the ground] Vandals! Another crime. [scoops up a glob of ice cream with his finger and tastes it] Hmmm...strawberry. I must act! [ice cream falls on his head. Patrick is sitting on the wall above him eating ice cream] Patrick! [Patrick looks around confused] Patrick! [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
Patrick: My ice cream! It's alive! AAAAHHHHHHH! [drops ice cream onto SpongeBob's face]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Down here!
Patrick: Oh! SpongeBob! It's you!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Get down here now!
[Patrick jumps down and flattens SpongeBob.].
Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (mumbling) I'm down here.
[Patrick walks off of SpongeBob then picks him up and sees him wearing the Hall Monitor uniform.]
Patrick: You look funny! [laughs as he peels SpongeBob off]] Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: That's "Hall Monitor" to you!
[Patrick drops SpongeBob.]]
Patrick: Sorry, officer!
SpongeBob: Sorry is not good enough, Patrick. You've just committed a crime, and I'm taking you in!
Patrick: What crime? [SpongeBob gestures toward the ice cream on the ground]] I'm a bad person! [starts crying]
SpongeBob: I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll. [stops as he sees puddle of ice cream on the ground] Vandals! Another crime. [scoops up a glob of ice cream with his finger and tastes it] Hmmm...strawberry. I must act! [ice cream falls on his head. Patrick is sitting on the wall above him eating ice cream] Patrick! [Patrick looks around confused] Patrick! [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
Patrick: My ice cream! It's alive! AAAAHHHHHHH! [drops ice cream onto SpongeBob's face]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Down here!
Patrick: Oh! SpongeBob! It's you!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Get down here now!
[Patrick jumps down and flattens SpongeBob.].
Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (mumbling) I'm down here.
[Patrick walks off of SpongeBob then picks him up and sees him wearing the Hall Monitor uniform.]
Patrick: You look funny! [laughs as he peels SpongeBob off]] Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: That's "Hall Monitor" to you!
[Patrick drops SpongeBob.]]
Patrick: Sorry, officer!
SpongeBob: Sorry is not good enough, Patrick. You've just committed a crime, and I'm taking you in!
Patrick: What crime? [SpongeBob gestures toward the ice cream on the ground]] I'm a bad person! [starts crying]
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
