SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[SpongeBob runs off imitating a siren, then a real siren sounds as a squad boat pulls up next to Patrick.]
Officer #1: Afternoon, son.
Patrick: [salutes] Hello, brothers! [points towards the cone that's on his head]
Officer #1: [ignoring Patrick's gesture] Son, we're looking for the maniac.
Officer #2: Have you seen this man? [holds up poster]
Patrick: AAAAAAAH! It's the maniac! Take him away! Take him away!
[Officer #2 removes the poster.]
Officer #1: Calm down, son. It's just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we are going to show you this picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this guy, understand?
Patrick: Uh-huh.
Officer #1: Okay.
[Officer #2 holds up the poster again.]
Patrick: AAAAAAAH! Horrible!
[Officer #2 removes the poster, shocked at Patrick, then holds it up again. Patrick screams again. The officer removes the poster, looks at the other officer, and both smile at the idea. Officer #2 then goes through a series of showing the poster and removing it, and each time he holds up the poster, Patrick lets out a scream. Officer #2 finally stops.]
Officer #1: Stay indoors, son.
Officer #2: And take that cone off your head!
[Both officers laugh as they drive away.]
Officer #1: Afternoon, son.
Patrick: [salutes] Hello, brothers! [points towards the cone that's on his head]
Officer #1: [ignoring Patrick's gesture] Son, we're looking for the maniac.
Officer #2: Have you seen this man? [holds up poster]
Patrick: AAAAAAAH! It's the maniac! Take him away! Take him away!
[Officer #2 removes the poster.]
Officer #1: Calm down, son. It's just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we are going to show you this picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this guy, understand?
Patrick: Uh-huh.
Officer #1: Okay.
[Officer #2 holds up the poster again.]
Patrick: AAAAAAAH! Horrible!
[Officer #2 removes the poster, shocked at Patrick, then holds it up again. Patrick screams again. The officer removes the poster, looks at the other officer, and both smile at the idea. Officer #2 then goes through a series of showing the poster and removing it, and each time he holds up the poster, Patrick lets out a scream. Officer #2 finally stops.]
Officer #1: Stay indoors, son.
Officer #2: And take that cone off your head!
[Both officers laugh as they drive away.]
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
