SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Voice of Security Guard: Hello, can I help you?
Patrick: Can I get a large number one, extra-sized?
SpongeBob: But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins.
Patrick: [with foul breath] I love fried oyster skins.
Security Guard: We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. [turns to his partner] He's not leaving, Orville. You got your nightstick ready?
[Patrick's putrid breath wafts under their noses]
Security Guard: Fried oyster skins?!
[Both keel over in a dead faint. One security guard hits his head on the button that opens the front gate, allowing SpongeBob and Patrick to enter the city]
Patrick: Guess we have to order inside.

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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