SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
SpongeBob: I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the road just to entertain me! You must really like me!
Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One: I hate you, and two: How can that be me, if I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE?!
Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One: I hate you, and two: How can that be me, if I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE?!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants