SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
SpongeBob: [presenting a glass of lemonade to Squidward] Here you are, Your Majesty.
Squidward: I can't drink this!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Squidward: Are you blind? Just look at it!
SpongeBob: What about it?
Squidward: That lemon has three seeds in it! That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd-numbered!
SpongeBob: Fine, I'll take it out!
Squidward: It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! It won't work!
SpongeBob: [muttering] That makes two things in this house that won't work.
Squidward: Then go fix them.
SpongeBob: [louder] Two things that won't...work!
Squidward: I can't drink this!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Squidward: Are you blind? Just look at it!
SpongeBob: What about it?
Squidward: That lemon has three seeds in it! That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd-numbered!
SpongeBob: Fine, I'll take it out!
Squidward: It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! It won't work!
SpongeBob: [muttering] That makes two things in this house that won't work.
Squidward: Then go fix them.
SpongeBob: [louder] Two things that won't...work!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants