SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place! I mean, it's not like it looks any different from a regular dollar! Why hang it?! You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it wouldn't even--
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, get your wallet out!
Patrick: [fishing his wallet out of his back pocket] I don't see where you're going with this--hey, a dollar!
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to do is-- [Patrick puts it in a vending machine] NO! PATRICK! NO! [the dollar comes back out of the machine] PAT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! PAT! GET IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back into the machine] Noooooo! [the dollar comes back out again] GRAB IT PAT! GRAB IT! GRAB IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back in again] Nooo-hoooo!
Patrick: [chewing a candy bar] Want a bite?

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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