SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Squidward: Why don't you tell me all the things I shouldn't do, if I want to keep the sea bears away?
SpongeBob: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.
Squidward: Okay. And?
SpongeBob: Never wave a flashlight back and forth really fast.
Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
Squidward: You're kidding.
SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Squidward: [jotting down notes onto a pad of paper] Go on!
SpongeBob: Never eat cheese.
Squidward: Sliced, or cubed?
[Patrick and SpongeBob have a quick discussion]
SpongeBob: Cubed. Sliced is fine.
Squidward: Yeah? Yeah?
SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero--
Patrick: --in a goofy fashion.
SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.
Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
SpongeBob: And never--
Patrick: --ever--
SpongeBob: --EVER--
Patrick: GUH!
SpongeBob & Patrick: --screech like a chimpanzee!
Squidward: Wow! It's amazing how so many things can set a sea bear off.
SpongeBob & Patrick: [hugging each other] They're horrible!
Squidward: And, all of a sudden, I have the sense we're all in danger.
SpongeBob & Patrick: Why?
Squidward: I don't know. [disappears and returns two seconds later wearing a sombrero, a hoop skirt, clown shoes, and holding a flashlight in one hand and a platter of cubed cheese in the other] Just a feeling!
SpongeBob: No.
Squidward: Yes.
SpongeBob: No!
[Squidward starts screeching like a chimpanzee]
SpongeBob & Patrick: SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T!
[Squidward screeches like a chimpanzee louder, leaning left and r
SpongeBob: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.
Squidward: Okay. And?
SpongeBob: Never wave a flashlight back and forth really fast.
Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
Squidward: You're kidding.
SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Squidward: [jotting down notes onto a pad of paper] Go on!
SpongeBob: Never eat cheese.
Squidward: Sliced, or cubed?
[Patrick and SpongeBob have a quick discussion]
SpongeBob: Cubed. Sliced is fine.
Squidward: Yeah? Yeah?
SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero--
Patrick: --in a goofy fashion.
SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.
Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
SpongeBob: And never--
Patrick: --ever--
SpongeBob: --EVER--
Patrick: GUH!
SpongeBob & Patrick: --screech like a chimpanzee!
Squidward: Wow! It's amazing how so many things can set a sea bear off.
SpongeBob & Patrick: [hugging each other] They're horrible!
Squidward: And, all of a sudden, I have the sense we're all in danger.
SpongeBob & Patrick: Why?
Squidward: I don't know. [disappears and returns two seconds later wearing a sombrero, a hoop skirt, clown shoes, and holding a flashlight in one hand and a platter of cubed cheese in the other] Just a feeling!
SpongeBob: No.
Squidward: Yes.
SpongeBob: No!
[Squidward starts screeching like a chimpanzee]
SpongeBob & Patrick: SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T!
[Squidward screeches like a chimpanzee louder, leaning left and r
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
