SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[Squidward has just been pummeled by a vicious sea bear]
SpongeBob: Quick, jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!
Patrick: Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once!
Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!
SpongeBob & Patrick: No!
[The sea bear comes back and starts mauling Squidward again]
SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea bears hate that!
Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.
SpongeBob & Patrick: No!
[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up even more]
SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running!
Squidward: Well, maybe I'll just...
[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again]
SpongeBob: I should have warned you about crawling.
[The sea bear attacks Squidward yet again]
Squidward: What'd I do that time?
SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you!
Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else!
[SpongeBob throws Squidward a stick]
SpongeBob: Here, draw a circle!
Squidward: Okay.
[The sea bear comes back and attacks once more]
SpongeBob: That was an oval. It has to be a circle!
Squidward: Move over!
[Squidward, bruised and bandaged, joins SpongeBob and Patrick inside their anti-sea-bear circle. The sea bear comes back, but then notices the circle, so he cannot attack. Instead, he merely growls angrily at Squidward, and leaves]
Squidward: It worked! You guys saved my life! [They cheer]
SpongeBob: Yeah. Good thing it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.
Squidward: What attracts those?
Patrick: The sound of a
SpongeBob: Quick, jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!
Patrick: Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once!
Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!
SpongeBob & Patrick: No!
[The sea bear comes back and starts mauling Squidward again]
SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea bears hate that!
Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.
SpongeBob & Patrick: No!
[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up even more]
SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running!
Squidward: Well, maybe I'll just...
[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again]
SpongeBob: I should have warned you about crawling.
[The sea bear attacks Squidward yet again]
Squidward: What'd I do that time?
SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you!
Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else!
[SpongeBob throws Squidward a stick]
SpongeBob: Here, draw a circle!
Squidward: Okay.
[The sea bear comes back and attacks once more]
SpongeBob: That was an oval. It has to be a circle!
Squidward: Move over!
[Squidward, bruised and bandaged, joins SpongeBob and Patrick inside their anti-sea-bear circle. The sea bear comes back, but then notices the circle, so he cannot attack. Instead, he merely growls angrily at Squidward, and leaves]
Squidward: It worked! You guys saved my life! [They cheer]
SpongeBob: Yeah. Good thing it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.
Squidward: What attracts those?
Patrick: The sound of a
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
