SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Sergeant Roderick: [smashes through the door] Hello, worthless students! [SpongeBob shivers in fear] I'm your new instructor. [smashes Mrs. Puff's nametag] No one's ever failed my class, that's lived through it. I can assure you these next four weeks will be the worst years of your miserable lives. Your spines will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot! [students groan in discomfort] You will drive out of this school in style, or you will be carted out in your granny's handbasket. Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking!
Student #1: [raises hand] Does that mean-
[Sergeant Roderick grabs student by the head and tosses him through a wooden door]
Sergeant Roderick: Second rule: No eating in my class. [takes out a box of chocolates] Would anyone care for a bon-bon?
Student #2: Uh, I'll eat one... [raises hand, all other students gasp]
Sergeant Roderick: Pick your favorite. [The student picks up a bon-bon, slurps it up with his tongue and chews] How's it taste...?
Student #2: It's a delightful taste sensation-
Sergeant Roderick: [grabs the student by the head and runs forward] NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! [throws the student through yet another wooden door] Now, if anyone else is man enough to stay in this class... [all the students flee, laving SpongeBob alone] Looks like you're the man... Sponge!
SpongeBob: I-I am?
Student #1: [raises hand] Does that mean-
[Sergeant Roderick grabs student by the head and tosses him through a wooden door]
Sergeant Roderick: Second rule: No eating in my class. [takes out a box of chocolates] Would anyone care for a bon-bon?
Student #2: Uh, I'll eat one... [raises hand, all other students gasp]
Sergeant Roderick: Pick your favorite. [The student picks up a bon-bon, slurps it up with his tongue and chews] How's it taste...?
Student #2: It's a delightful taste sensation-
Sergeant Roderick: [grabs the student by the head and runs forward] NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! [throws the student through yet another wooden door] Now, if anyone else is man enough to stay in this class... [all the students flee, laving SpongeBob alone] Looks like you're the man... Sponge!
SpongeBob: I-I am?
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
