SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[SpongeBob and Patrick are crying because they miss Sandy]
SpongeBob: Why did she have to go to the science convention and TAY-HAUS [mispronounciation of "Texas"]?
Patrick: TAY-HAUS!
SpongeBob: She won't be back for one more hour, 26 minutes, and 47 seconds! [they start squirting tears at each other]
Patrick: I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose...
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone; he's right here! [camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]
Squidward: No I'm not. [walks away]
SpongeBob: I sure do miss that squirrel! Her karate chopping, that 10-gallon glass dome over her dome, and who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know how much we miss her!
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome-home parties! Patrick, to the tree dome!
Patrick: WHOHAIE!
SpongeBob: Why did she have to go to the science convention and TAY-HAUS [mispronounciation of "Texas"]?
Patrick: TAY-HAUS!
SpongeBob: She won't be back for one more hour, 26 minutes, and 47 seconds! [they start squirting tears at each other]
Patrick: I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose...
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone; he's right here! [camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]
Squidward: No I'm not. [walks away]
SpongeBob: I sure do miss that squirrel! Her karate chopping, that 10-gallon glass dome over her dome, and who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know how much we miss her!
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome-home parties! Patrick, to the tree dome!
Patrick: WHOHAIE!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
