Squidbillies Quote
Santa: Okay, this is Big Crimson Daddy. Stop production on all sex toys immediately.
Elf: We're... everything?
Santa: Uh... I could maybe fold the anal beads team into yo-yos, but... but no vibrators.
Elf 2: Can't we just call them "back massagers"?
Santa: No... yes. Yes, we can make that work. I'll call Sharper Image.
Elf 3: What about these, Santa?
Santa: The Kalishnakovs? With the Drum-Triber air sight and the fixed stock... oh, God, that's a nice weapon... uh... let me hold off on that one.
Elf: We're... everything?
Santa: Uh... I could maybe fold the anal beads team into yo-yos, but... but no vibrators.
Elf 2: Can't we just call them "back massagers"?
Santa: No... yes. Yes, we can make that work. I'll call Sharper Image.
Elf 3: What about these, Santa?
Santa: The Kalishnakovs? With the Drum-Triber air sight and the fixed stock... oh, God, that's a nice weapon... uh... let me hold off on that one.
TV Show: Squidbillies
