Stakeout Quotes

Bill Reimers: [during an argument about who killed Kennedy, Bill checks the fridge] Those bastards. They ate everything and left us a dog turd.
Chris Lecce: Ralph Warren left us a dog turd?
Bill Reimers: No, Phil and Jack. I am gonna get those guys. I don't know how, but I will.
Chris Lecce: Give me the keys. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?
Bill Reimers: Truth and justice.
Chris Lecce: Anything else?
Bill Reimers: Doughnuts.
Chris Lecce: Why not? We're cops.

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Chris Lecce: [to Maria who's running off] All right, all right! I'll marry you.
Maria McGuire: [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!] Life is just too short.
Chris Lecce: [doubled over gives a weak cough]

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Gina Garrett: So when are we inviting them over for drinks?
Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill.
Bill Reimers: Yes, Chris?
Chris Lecce: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill Reimers: Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris Lecce: Good to know Bill!

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[after Marie hit him]
Richard "Stick" Montgomery: Don't you *ever* hit me.

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[Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout]
Chris Lecce: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

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[in checkout]
Cashier: [looks at one of Chris's items and sort of scolds] Eating between meals.
Chris Lecce: [mimicking] Eating between meals.

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