Star Trek Quotes
Scotty : [ the USS Enterprise is being sucked into a black hole ] I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!
James T. Kirk : All she's got isn't good enough!
James T. Kirk : All she's got isn't good enough!
Movie: Star Trek
Lt. Nyota Uhura : I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.
James T. Kirk : Well, not only.
James T. Kirk : Well, not only.
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James T. Kirk : You call this a favor?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Yeah, you owe me one.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Yeah, you owe me one.
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Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : I may throw up on you.
James T. Kirk : I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
James T. Kirk : Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
James T. Kirk : I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
James T. Kirk : Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
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Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : I don't need a doctor, damnit, I AM a doctor!
Flight Officer : You need to get back to your seat.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.
Flight Officer : You need to get back to your seat.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.
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Sarek : Speak your mind, Spock.
Spock : That would be unwise.
Sarek : What is necessary is never unwise.
Spock : That would be unwise.
Sarek : What is necessary is never unwise.
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Spock : [ on intercom ] Dr Puri?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : It's McCoy. Dr. Puri was on Deck 6. He's dead.
Spock : Then you have just inherited his responsibilities as Chief Medical Officer. [ McCoy looks at a burning medical room full of casualties from the attack ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Tell me something I don't know!
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : It's McCoy. Dr. Puri was on Deck 6. He's dead.
Spock : Then you have just inherited his responsibilities as Chief Medical Officer. [ McCoy looks at a burning medical room full of casualties from the attack ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Tell me something I don't know!
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Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : How old are you?
Pavel Chekov : I'm 17.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Oh good, he's 17.
Pavel Chekov : I'm 17.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Oh good, he's 17.
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James T. Kirk : [ Spock volunteers for what could be a suicide mission ] I'm coming with you.
Spock : I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
James T. Kirk : See? We are getting to know each other.
James T. Kirk : [ slaps his shoulder ]
Spock : I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
James T. Kirk : See? We are getting to know each other.
James T. Kirk : [ slaps his shoulder ]
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Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Well congratulations Jim. We've got no Captain and no god damned First Officer to replace him.
Kirk : Yeah, we do. [ Kirk sits himself into the Captain's chair ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : What?
Hikaru Sulu : Pike made him first officer.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : You gotta be kidding me!
Kirk : Thank for the support.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : I sure hope you know what you're doing... [ sarcastically ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Captain.
Kirk : So do I.
Kirk : Yeah, we do. [ Kirk sits himself into the Captain's chair ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : What?
Hikaru Sulu : Pike made him first officer.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : You gotta be kidding me!
Kirk : Thank for the support.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : I sure hope you know what you're doing... [ sarcastically ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Captain.
Kirk : So do I.
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Spock : [ after Kirk offers surrender terms to Nero ] Captain, what are you doing?
James T. Kirk : Showing them compassion. It may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock, I thought you'd like that.
Spock : No, not really. Not this time.
James T. Kirk : Showing them compassion. It may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock, I thought you'd like that.
Spock : No, not really. Not this time.
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Spock : We must gather with the rest of Starfleet... to balance the terms of the next engagement!
James T. Kirk : There won't BE a next engagement! By the time we've gathered, it'll be too late! But you say he's from the future and knows what's gonna happen - then the logical thing is to be unpredictable!
Spock : You are assuming that Nero knows how events are predicted to unfold - the contrary. Nero's very presence has altered the flow of history, beginning with the attack on the USS Kelvin, culminating in the events of today, thereby creating an entire new chain of incidents that cannot be anticipated by either party.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : An alternate reality...
Spock : Precisely. Whatever our lives might have been if the time continuum was disrupted - our destinies have changed.
James T. Kirk : There won't BE a next engagement! By the time we've gathered, it'll be too late! But you say he's from the future and knows what's gonna happen - then the logical thing is to be unpredictable!
Spock : You are assuming that Nero knows how events are predicted to unfold - the contrary. Nero's very presence has altered the flow of history, beginning with the attack on the USS Kelvin, culminating in the events of today, thereby creating an entire new chain of incidents that cannot be anticipated by either party.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : An alternate reality...
Spock : Precisely. Whatever our lives might have been if the time continuum was disrupted - our destinies have changed.
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James T. Kirk : [ Pike previously told Kirk he would be an officer in 4 years ] 4 years? I'll do it in three.
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Security Officer : [ McCoy is half-carrying a loopy Kirk after injecting him with a vaccine. Kirk is scanned ] Kirk, James T. He is not cleared for duty aboard the Enterprise.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Medical code states the treatment and transport of a patient is to be determined at the discretion of his attending physician. Which is me! So I'm taking Mr. Kirk aboard. Or would *you* like to explain to Captain Pike why the Enterprise warped into a crisis without one of it's senior medical officers?
Security Officer : As you were.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [ irritably ] As *you* were! [ to Kirk ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Come on! [ He drags Kirk onto the ship ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Medical code states the treatment and transport of a patient is to be determined at the discretion of his attending physician. Which is me! So I'm taking Mr. Kirk aboard. Or would *you* like to explain to Captain Pike why the Enterprise warped into a crisis without one of it's senior medical officers?
Security Officer : As you were.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [ irritably ] As *you* were! [ to Kirk ]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Come on! [ He drags Kirk onto the ship ]
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Spock Prime : You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Scotty : That's what I'm talking about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
James T. Kirk : Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty : I'll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that.
Scotty : That's what I'm talking about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
James T. Kirk : Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty : I'll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that.
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Scotty : So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles," if you pardon the engineering parlance...
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Spock : Since Romulans and Vulcans share a common ancestor, it will be easier for me to understand their culture. Also, my mother was Human, which makes Earth the only home I have left.
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Sarek : [ to Spock ] You will always be a child of two worlds. I am grateful for this, and for you.
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Spock : [ standing across Lt. Uhura before he and Kirk are about to be beamed onto the Romulan warship ] I will be back.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ leaning in ] You better be! I'll be monitoring your frequency.
Spock : [ actually quite emotional ] Thank you, Nyota.
James T. Kirk : [ after Uhura leaves ] So her first name's Nyota?
Spock : I have no comment on the matter.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ leaning in ] You better be! I'll be monitoring your frequency.
Spock : [ actually quite emotional ] Thank you, Nyota.
James T. Kirk : [ after Uhura leaves ] So her first name's Nyota?
Spock : I have no comment on the matter.
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Burly Cadet #1 : This townie isn't bothering you right?
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing I can't handle.
James T. Kirk : You could handle me if that's an invitation.
Burly Cadet #1 : Hey, you better mind your manners.
James T. Kirk : Oh relax, cupcake, it was a joke.
Burly Cadet #1 : Hey farmboy. Maybe you can't count. But there are four of us and one of you.
James T. Kirk : So get two more guys and then it'll be an even fight.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing I can't handle.
James T. Kirk : You could handle me if that's an invitation.
Burly Cadet #1 : Hey, you better mind your manners.
James T. Kirk : Oh relax, cupcake, it was a joke.
Burly Cadet #1 : Hey farmboy. Maybe you can't count. But there are four of us and one of you.
James T. Kirk : So get two more guys and then it'll be an even fight.
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Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ to Spock, after the destruction of Vulcan ] I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry. [ She kisses him along his face and hugs him; after a short hesitation, he hugs her back and leans into her ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : What do you need? [ Uhura takes his face into her hands ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Tell me. Tell me.
Spock : [ fighting for control ] I need everyone to continue performing admirably. [ pushes the elevator button to continue ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ tears in her eyes, nods ] Okay. [ She kisses him and he kisses her back and when the elevator doors open and leaves her behind without a backward glance ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : What do you need? [ Uhura takes his face into her hands ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : Tell me. Tell me.
Spock : [ fighting for control ] I need everyone to continue performing admirably. [ pushes the elevator button to continue ]
Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ tears in her eyes, nods ] Okay. [ She kisses him and he kisses her back and when the elevator doors open and leaves her behind without a backward glance ]
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Spock : We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard this ship?
James T. Kirk : You're the genius. You figure it out.
Spock : As acting captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question.
James T. Kirk : Well, I'm not telling, Acting Captain. What? Did... [ Kirk smiles ]
James T. Kirk : What-now that doesn't frustrate you, does it? My lack of cooperation? That doesn't make you angry...
Spock : [ Spock turns to Scotty ] Are you a member of Starfleet?
Scotty : Um, yes. Can I get a towel please?
James T. Kirk : You're the genius. You figure it out.
Spock : As acting captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question.
James T. Kirk : Well, I'm not telling, Acting Captain. What? Did... [ Kirk smiles ]
James T. Kirk : What-now that doesn't frustrate you, does it? My lack of cooperation? That doesn't make you angry...
Spock : [ Spock turns to Scotty ] Are you a member of Starfleet?
Scotty : Um, yes. Can I get a towel please?
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[ Spock notices a elder Vulcan walking in the docking bay ]
Spock : Father! [ the elder Vulcan turns and is revealed as Spock Prime ]
Spock Prime : I am not our father. [ Young Spock, now recognizing who he is, approaches ]
Spock Prime : There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other.
Spock : Then why did you send Kirk aboard, when you alone could have explained the truth?
Spock Prime : Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.
Spock : How did you persuade him to keep your secret?
Spock Prime : He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise.
Spock : You lied.
Spock Prime : I... I implied.
Spock : A gamble.
Spock Prime : An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet.
Spock : In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race.
Spock Prime : And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet in which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right. [ Spock Prime turns and leaves ]
Spock Prime : Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say... [ Shows Vulcan hand salute ]
Spock Prime : Good luck.
Spock : Father! [ the elder Vulcan turns and is revealed as Spock Prime ]
Spock Prime : I am not our father. [ Young Spock, now recognizing who he is, approaches ]
Spock Prime : There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other.
Spock : Then why did you send Kirk aboard, when you alone could have explained the truth?
Spock Prime : Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.
Spock : How did you persuade him to keep your secret?
Spock Prime : He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise.
Spock : You lied.
Spock Prime : I... I implied.
Spock : A gamble.
Spock Prime : An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet.
Spock : In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race.
Spock Prime : And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet in which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right. [ Spock Prime turns and leaves ]
Spock Prime : Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say... [ Shows Vulcan hand salute ]
Spock Prime : Good luck.
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[ Kirk and Scott run around the Enterprise's engineering section to avoid being captured when they are cornered by an officer pointing a phaser at them - the same officer involved in the bar fight with Kirk in Iowa ]
Burly Cadet #1 : Come with me, cupcake!
Burly Cadet #1 : Come with me, cupcake!
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James T. Kirk : [ upon taking command of the Enterprise ] Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out.
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