Star Trek - Deep Space Nine Quotes

Benjamin Sisko: It's easy to be a saint in paradise.

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Julian Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Elim Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.
Julian Bashir: Even the lies?
Elim Garak: Especially the lies.

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Elim Garak: I am no more a spy than you are...
Julian Bashir: ...a doctor.

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Julian Bashir: Still the man of mystery.
Elim Garak: Oh, you wouldn't have me any other way.

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Julian Bashir: Well, in my medical opinion, it's sick.

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Julian Bashir: (to Jadzia Dax) I'm a doctor, not a botanist!

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Elim Garak: Doctor, has anyone ever told you that you are an infuriating pest?
Julian Bashir: Chief O'Brien all the time, and I never pay any attention to him either!

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Julian Bashir: And so they exiled you.
Elim Garak: That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you.
Julian Bashir: I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company.
Elim Garak: Oh, I did! And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug sanctimonious face.

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Bashir: Try not to yell at any more admirals for a while.
Sisko: I wasn't yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.

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Kira Nerys: I'm Kira Nerys.
Intendant: That makes two of us.

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Sisko: We've got ships from here to New Bajor looking for the two of you. Where have you been?
Kira: Through the looking glass, commander.

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Quark: 285 - No good deed ever goes unpunished.

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Quark: 102 - Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.

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Quark: I think I figured out why humans don't like Ferengi ...
Benjamin Sisko: Not now, Quark.
Quark: The way I see it, humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget.
Benjamin Sisko: Quark, we don't have time for this.
Quark: You're overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar war. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you... we're better.

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[Sisko and Quark have been captured by the Jem'Hadar]
Third Talak'talan: A Ferengi and a human. I was hoping the first race I'd meet from the other side of the anomaly would be the Klingons.
Benjamin Sisko: I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Third Talak'talan: It's too late for apologies. The Dominion will no longer stand by and allow ships from your side to violate our territory.

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T'Rul: I'm not here to make friends!

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Founder: Welcome home, Odo.

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Julian Bashir: Well, I guess this means the end of our Starfleet careers.
Garak: Well, I wouldn't worry about that, Doctor.
Jadzia Dax: That's easy for you to say.
Garak: Oh, you misunderstand me, Lieutenant. All I meant was, it's a little foolish to worry about your careers at a time like this, when there's a good chance we're all about to be killed.

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Garak: Didn't anyone tell you? You see, I pretend to be their friend - then I shoot you.

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[as D'Ghor raises his bat'leth, Quark drops his on the floor]
Quark: Having me fight D'Ghor is nothing more than an execution. Well, if that's what you want, then that's what you'll get, an execution. No glory. No honor. [he kneels] And when you one day tell your children how you came to power and took Grika's house from her, I hope you remember to tell them how you "heroically" killed an unarmed Ferengi, half your size.
D'Ghor: Whatever you say, Ferengi!
[He raises the bat'leth to swing at Quark, but Gowron seizes his arm.]
Gowron: D'Ghor, what are you doing?! I didn't want to believe the things he said about you yesterday... but if you can stand here and murder this pathetic little man, then you have no honor. (takes the Bat'leth from him and tosses it to the ground) You have no place in this hall.

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Gowron: A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought it possible?

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Grilka: You have given me back my house and my family name. How can I repay you?
Quark: I would like a divorce, please. No offense!
Grilka: None taken. I can give it to you right away... (backhands Quark, shouts a klingon insult, spits at him)
Grilka: (smug) You're a free man.

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Jadzia Dax: If you want to know who you are, it's important to know who you've been.

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Garak: Commander, this is extortion.
Sisko: Hmm...yes, it is.

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Quark: 75 - Home is where the heart is...But the stars are made of latinum.

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[Dukat has accidentally activated an old recording left by his former commanding officer]
Legate Kell: Dukat... if you are seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated. Your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace... and try to die like a Cardassian.

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Gul Dukat: ...but someone has to pay for what's happened here, and I don't want that someone to be me.

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Thomas Riker[saying the same thing William T. Riker said about the Defiant in Star Trek: First Contact]: Tough little ship.

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Jadzia Dax: [after punching out Bareil] Sorry, Benjamin. He was just beginning to annoy me.

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Jake Sisko: Dad, you promised Nerys would be here!
Benjamin Sisko: She will be, and stop calling her Nerys.

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