Star Wars Quote

Imperial Officer: Alert! Ship navigation systems have malfunctioned! Repeat, ship navigation systems have malfunctioned!

Darth Vader's Secret Apprentice: Proxy, what did you just do?

Proxy: I've set the Empirical on a collision with a nearby star.

Darth Vader's Secret Apprentice: You what?

Proxy: It seemed like the quickest way to wipe out all witnesses. Lord Vader did clearly specify that no one must know of your existence.

Darth Vader's Secret Apprentice: I knew you were still trying to kill me.

Proxy: No, no. Not yet, anyway.

Movie: Star Wars

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