Static Shock Quotes
Kevin: Well, well, well. If it isn't little Jimmy Osgood.
Jimmy Osgood: [pointing his father's gun] Yeah, and I've got a way to protect myself.
Kevin: [classmates gasping] Come on, Jimmy put the gun down. That's not funny.
Jimmy Osgood: You know what else isn't funny? Breaking my computer isn't funny. Shoving me into the gym lockers and humilliating me in front of everyone isn't funny.
Kevin: You're right. I'm sorry Jimmy.
Jimmy Osgood: No, you're not. [Static Shock suddenly bursts into the school gym shortly before the gun goes off hitting Richie in the leg]
Richie: Ow! Ow! It's not like on TV.
Jimmy Osgood: [pointing his father's gun] Yeah, and I've got a way to protect myself.
Kevin: [classmates gasping] Come on, Jimmy put the gun down. That's not funny.
Jimmy Osgood: You know what else isn't funny? Breaking my computer isn't funny. Shoving me into the gym lockers and humilliating me in front of everyone isn't funny.
Kevin: You're right. I'm sorry Jimmy.
Jimmy Osgood: No, you're not. [Static Shock suddenly bursts into the school gym shortly before the gun goes off hitting Richie in the leg]
Richie: Ow! Ow! It's not like on TV.
Movie: Static Shock
Replikon: Show's over, pop star!
Static: Keep your hands to yourself, fur-fur.
A.J.: How'd you find us?
Static: Adam mentioned that he and Replikon used to work here a long time ago. Now to get you out of here. Ooh!
Replikon: You can't hurt me, Static Shock. Wood doesn't conduct electricity, Static. Goodbye!
A.J.: [A.J. plays around with a reverb machine and puts the earphones over Replikon's ears]
Replikon: Now let's see how you like this? Ahh! Ooh!
Static: Thanks! That must have been some wicked reverb you fed him.
A.J.: Nope! Just his own bad music.
Static: Keep your hands to yourself, fur-fur.
A.J.: How'd you find us?
Static: Adam mentioned that he and Replikon used to work here a long time ago. Now to get you out of here. Ooh!
Replikon: You can't hurt me, Static Shock. Wood doesn't conduct electricity, Static. Goodbye!
A.J.: [A.J. plays around with a reverb machine and puts the earphones over Replikon's ears]
Replikon: Now let's see how you like this? Ahh! Ooh!
Static: Thanks! That must have been some wicked reverb you fed him.
A.J.: Nope! Just his own bad music.
Movie: Static Shock
Richie Foley: [as they're trying to stop a damaged plane, falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.
Static: There are cars down there.
Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?
Static: There are cars down there.
Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?
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Static: [to Ritchie after seeing his future counterpart] Better lay off the chili fries
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Talon: It's too bad it has to be this way Robin. You and I are birds of a feather.
Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
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Virgil: Yo, bro! What's that? Plans for a particle accelerator?
Richie: [sighs] Yeah.
Virgil: [blinks] I was kidding!
Richie: [sighs] Yeah.
Virgil: [blinks] I was kidding!
Movie: Static Shock
[Static fights an army of giant mechanical clowns]
Static: This clown posse really IS insane!
Static: This clown posse really IS insane!
TV Show: Static Shock
[Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm]
Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?
Alfred: Batman.
Static: I don't think so.
Alfred: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?
Alfred: Batman.
Static: I don't think so.
Alfred: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
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Talon: It's too bad it has to be this way Robin. You and I are birds of a feather.
Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
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Richie Foley: [as they're trying to stop a damaged plane, falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.
Static: There are cars down there.
Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?
TV Show: Static Shock
Freida Goren: Look, it's Static and Gear.
Daisy Watkins: And, as usual, Virgil and Richie are nowhere in sight. [pause]
Daisy Watkins: You don't think...
Freida Goren: No, it couldn't be.
TV Show: Static Shock
Batman: How are you, Virgil?
Virgil: Wait? How did you know my name?
Batman: You probably shouldn't carry around your ID in your pocket.
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Adam: This is not the way to go about it Static.
Static Shock: I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.
Rubberband Man: She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.
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Static: [to Hotstreak] I'd get a refund on those Anger management classes if I were you.
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Static: Gear, you okay, bro?
Gear: No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle! [Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his x-ray vision]
Superman: Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.
Gear: Wow, I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!
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Static: I don't believe we've been introduced.
Omnifarious: Omnifarious.
Static: You're nefarious?
Omnifarious: Omnifarious! It's my name! It means many forms.
Static: Dude, I go to public school. Latin's an elective.
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Virgil: [to Gear] Oh, shoot, I forgot about Daisy. We were going to have a study date.
Daisy: [sitting at a resturaunt table by herself] Ugh. What made me think he'd ever change?
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Virgil: What's all this for?
Sharon: It's for mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech aren't you?
Virgil: No! I don't want to do it.
Sharon: Virgil! You have to do it.
Virgil: It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.
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Virgil: Yo, bro! What's that? Plans for a particle accelerator?
Richie: [sighs] Yeah.
Virgil: [blinks] I was kidding!
TV Show: Static Shock
Robert Hawkins: Virgil?
Virgil: Dad.
Robert Hawkins: I'm sorry son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.
Virgil: Pops please don't make me do it.
Robert Hawkins: Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me then do it for your mother.
TV Show: Static Shock
Lil' Romeo: [Lil' Romeo has been captured by Leech, who thought he was Static] Back off! Mess with me, you have to mess with my posse.
Leech: Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang?
Lil' Romeo: Street gang? Dawg, I'm talkin' about my lawyers.
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Sharon: Come on Virgil we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins get out here now.
Virgil: Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.
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