Storm Hawks Quotes

[After reading wanted poster]
Finn: That's the best picture of me they could find? Hey, why is my bounty less than Stork's?!

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Piper: There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code.
Aerrow: Great! What's the code?
Piper: Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor.
Stork: Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 [takes a deep breath] 7436573875643 [takes a deep breath] 8"?

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[The Colonel has acquired the Condor. It is starting to rip apart because it is going too fast]
Stork: Oh, no. My ship. My ship!
Colonel: Your ship? This is my ship now, remember?
Stork: Then maybe you oughta try saving it!
Colonel: It's just a ship. I have plenty of ships.
Stork: "Just a ship"?! The Condor demands an apology!

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[The Storm Hawks now have the Condor back]
Stork: After our little high speed joyride of doom, she's in worse shape than ever! And I wouldn't have you any other way.

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[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]
Finn: Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?
Piper: That's almost our entire power supply!
Junko: What? No toast?

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[Junko, disguised as the Masked Masher, is up against Clowniac]
Junko: Uh... Nice, friendly clown...
[Junko shakes hands with Clowniac, only to get shocked by Clowniac's joy buzzer]
Junko: Bad, mean clown!

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[Finn uses a Hypnosis Crystal to give Junko self-confidence]
Finn: You're braver, stronger, and invincible-er!

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[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]
Finn: Maybe I overdid it a little...
[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]
Stork: I'd say... yeah.

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[Junko has been unmasked and is now fighting Aerrow]
Aerrow: Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!
Junko: Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!

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[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words: "Cyclonia help bad news"]
Finn: Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!
[Everyone gasps]
Piper: [sighs] Finn...
Finn: Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!
Master Cyclonis: [to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!

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[Piper and Cyclonis are ready to fight. Piper has a towel over her shoulders]
Announcer: Look at this, ladies and gents! It's Master Cyclonis versus...towel girl.

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[Piper and Cyclonis are fighting]
Piper: You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.
Master Cyclonis: You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.
Piper: Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.

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The Rebel Ducks think the Storm Hawks stole their Cheese Stone]
Wren: We found this at the scene of the crime!
[Wren takes out a fake Storm Hawks patch]
Wren: This is your insignia, is it not?
Piper: It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.
Finn: Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.

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Stork: Um, I still think we should stay on the Condor... where it's safe...
Aerrow: If we hide, we're never gonna find out who's framing us.
Stork: My hands are too soft for hard labor... I'd never make it on the inside...

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[The Storm Hawks are on a wanted poster on a bulletin board]
Piper: Guys, this is bad...
[Junko looks at the wrong flyer]
Junko: [scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?

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Leugey: [wearing the Aerrow Mask] Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Look at me. I'm a sky knight. [gets hit with a snowball] Owey! Owey! Owey!
Spitz: [with snowblaster] Ha! Ha! I never knew snowballs were this much fun. [snorts]

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[Finn's Skimmer has been turned into cheese]
Finn: [sniffs] Is that me or is that the cheese?

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[Stork walks onto the bridge with only a bath towel on]
Stork: Oh, sure... I make a nice, relaxing swamp bath, and we just have to get attacked...

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[Aerrow is shouting orders]
Aerrow: Stork, find some cover, fast!
[Referring to his lack of clothing, Radarr having pulled off his towel to plug up a steam leak]
Stork: Was getting kinda drafty... [reaches for his towel]
Aerrow: I meant for the ship...
Stork: Right...
Piper: Actually, if you could do both, that would be great.

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[The Storm Hawks are preparing for a trip to the stratosphere. Stork walks in wearing a strange costume]
Piper: ...Stork?
Stork: [after removing helmet] My prototype strato-suit... for protection from the dangers of the upper atmosphere...
Finn: Are those... radishes?
Stork: Only known defense against... strato-elves... [begins pointing to varies doodads on the suit, from his left to his right]This wards off the warro-weasels; this drives away the dreaded mist bunnies... [makes a hand gesture that looks like a rabbit, then points to the helmet] Oh, and that’s the air supply.
Aerrow: Uh, that's great, Stork. But for the rest of us, just do the air part, okay?
Stork: Eh, it's your funeral, man...

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[Ravess is up in the stratosphere]
Master Cyclonis: So, you've been using my platform for sneak attacks?
Ravess: Indeed, Master. With the Storm Hawks out of the way-
Master Cyclonis: The Storm Hawks had no clue we were up there until you started taking potshots at them.
Ravess: But Master, it's the perfect opportunity-
Master Cyclonis: This project is all the opportunity we need. Focus on completing it, or I'll start taking potshots at you.

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[Ravess has sent an "exopod" into the exosphere. Aerrow and Radarr must destroy it]
Piper: Your path will directly intercept the exopod. Once you've destroyed it, the Condor will move in position to catch you. Don't miss your re-entry window.
Stork: Or... you'll drift off into... the point of no return...

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[Aerrow and Radarr missed the exopod due to Piper's miscalculation]
Aerrow: Piper, I'm going to need a new calculation, this time with me going around the far side of the Atmos.
Piper: Aerrow, that's never been done before.
Stork: I really don't think that's gonna stop him.

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[On the deck of the Condor]
Piper: Well, you did it, Aerrow. You really did it!
Aerrow: I did.
Piper: [leans closer to Aerrow] What was it like?
Aerrow: I don't have the words.
Piper: Pfft. Who needs words? At least you got pictures! [Aerrow had taken horrible blurry pictures for Piper]

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[Referring to Lava Lake in the Wastelands]
Stork: Fire scorpions, constant earthquakes, total doom. Never gonna make it!

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[Junko is wearing an unusual outfit]
Finn: Is that a skirt?
Junko: It's traditional Wallop greeting attire. I wanna look good for B.A.R.F.
Finn: "B.A.R.F."?
Junko: The Brotherhood of Atmosian high-Risk Fuel workers; the toughest Wallops ever!

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Junko: [to Wallop miners] By the crystal peaks of Terra Wallopia, I, Junko, welcome you!
Dag: So what's with the getup?
Urgi: Haven't you noticed that this here is the Wasteland?
Dag: Heh. Must not get out much.

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[After hearing Mr. Moss on the radio]
Dag: Now, who is that?
Aerrow: Mr. Moss, warden of Zartacla Prison. Last time we ran into him, well, let's just say we left his Skyride pretty banged up and his prison a little... empty.

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Mr. Moss: Aerrow, my boy, you got what I call "tenacity", but it's time to come on out and face the music!
[Aerrow flies past Mr. Moss]
Aerrow: Alright, then you'd better start playing.

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Mr. Moss: [while fighting Aerrow] I'm not going down easily this time, son! I left me a little reminder of our last adventure, just to keep me motivated!
[Aerrow flies past Mr. Moss, giving his Skyride another scratch]
Aerrow: Now, you've got another!

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