Storm Hawks Quotes
[The miners are taking a break at an inopportune time]
Junko: What are you doing?!
Urgi: Lunch break.
Junko: No more breaks!
[Junko kicks the table]
Dag: Hey! Watch the doughnuts!
Junko: What are you doing?!
Urgi: Lunch break.
Junko: No more breaks!
[Junko kicks the table]
Dag: Hey! Watch the doughnuts!
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[After activating the Condor''s defence relay]
Stork: Warning. Impending doom for anyone touching the outside of the ship.
Stork: Warning. Impending doom for anyone touching the outside of the ship.
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[Aerrow damages Mr. Moss' Skyride yet again]
Mr. Moss: Stop beating on my Bessie!
Mr. Moss: Stop beating on my Bessie!
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[Stork is trying to stop Lugey from getting a Gravitron Crystal]
Stork: Stop, or I'll [takes out a toothbrush] brush?
Leugey: Uh-oh. I have something in my teeth?
Stork: Stop, or I'll [takes out a toothbrush] brush?
Leugey: Uh-oh. I have something in my teeth?
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[Stork has swallowed the Gravitron Crystal, causing Lugey to get stuck to him]
Stork: Get off me, you overgrown, underdeveloped oaf!
Leugey: No, you get off me, you... you... what you said.
Stork: I can't. It's the Gravitron Crystal. Swallowing it must have activated it, increasing my gravitational field a thousand fold!
[Pause]
Stork: [clears throat] We're stuck together.
Stork: Get off me, you overgrown, underdeveloped oaf!
Leugey: No, you get off me, you... you... what you said.
Stork: I can't. It's the Gravitron Crystal. Swallowing it must have activated it, increasing my gravitational field a thousand fold!
[Pause]
Stork: [clears throat] We're stuck together.
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[Leugey has fallen over, squashing Stork]
Stork: OK, this stinks. [discovers that Leugey is smelly] I mean, really stinks!
Stork: OK, this stinks. [discovers that Leugey is smelly] I mean, really stinks!
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[Leugey is walking into a room that contains a Sky Shark]
Stork: Oh, for the love of all that's sane, don't!
Stork: Oh, for the love of all that's sane, don't!
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[Before Leugey enters the bathroom]
Leugey: Boy, oh, boy! What a day! I never get to use the inside bathroom!
Stork: Please, somebody end my miserable existance.
Leugey: Boy, oh, boy! What a day! I never get to use the inside bathroom!
Stork: Please, somebody end my miserable existance.
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Piper: I've figured out a way to deactivate the crystal. It involves a combination of incredibly rare crystals, and there's only one person who has them all.
Aerrow: Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.
Junko: Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?
Piper: Worse. He's really tall.
Aerrow: Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.
Junko: Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?
Piper: Worse. He's really tall.
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[Piper is collecting crystals to separate Stork and Leugey]
Piper: Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.
Leugey: Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!
Stork: You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?
Leugey: Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!
Piper: Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.
Leugey: Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!
Stork: You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?
Leugey: Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!
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[While trying to hit Finn with his mace, Gundstaff accidentally breaks his table]
Gundstaff: You'll pay for that!
Finn: Me? You smashed it! I don't think it's fair that you...
[Gundstaff tries to hit Finn, but Junko saves him]
Finn: I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
Gundstaff: You'll pay for that!
Finn: Me? You smashed it! I don't think it's fair that you...
[Gundstaff tries to hit Finn, but Junko saves him]
Finn: I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
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[Gundstaff is about to smash Stork and Leugey]
Leugey: [to Stork] OK, so what do we do?
Stork: You're asking me? You‘re the one who jumped out here, you meat-headed salamander!
Leugey: Hey! That hurts my feelings!
[Gundstaff raises his mace]
Stork: I am so sorry; by all means, let's discuss your feelings when an enormous giant is about to smush us!
Gundstaff: I don't know which to mash first! They're both so annoying!
Leugey: [to Stork] OK, so what do we do?
Stork: You're asking me? You‘re the one who jumped out here, you meat-headed salamander!
Leugey: Hey! That hurts my feelings!
[Gundstaff raises his mace]
Stork: I am so sorry; by all means, let's discuss your feelings when an enormous giant is about to smush us!
Gundstaff: I don't know which to mash first! They're both so annoying!
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[The other Raptors have arrived at Gundstaff's hut]
Leugey: She [Piper] did it, boss! She can deactivate the Gravamatron Crystal!
Repton: Why would I want to deactivate it? [to Stork] No. I'll get it out of you... another way.
Stork: Leugey, no! You can't! You... You're a Storm Hawk!
Leugey: Uh, but you said I was a Raptor. And Raptors should do what Repton wants.
Repton: Repton wants you to stop being an idiot and hold still!
Stork: Leugey, no! Forget what I said. Forget what he says. Just think for yourself.
Leugey: Oh, OK. If that's what you think I should do.
Leugey: She [Piper] did it, boss! She can deactivate the Gravamatron Crystal!
Repton: Why would I want to deactivate it? [to Stork] No. I'll get it out of you... another way.
Stork: Leugey, no! You can't! You... You're a Storm Hawk!
Leugey: Uh, but you said I was a Raptor. And Raptors should do what Repton wants.
Repton: Repton wants you to stop being an idiot and hold still!
Stork: Leugey, no! Forget what I said. Forget what he says. Just think for yourself.
Leugey: Oh, OK. If that's what you think I should do.
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Repton: How could you be so foolish?! Do you know how hard it was to track you and this crystal?!
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Repton: Well! Say something!
Leugey: [hugs Repton] I missed you too, Boss!
Repton: What did I tell you about the hugging?
Leugey: Oops! He! [lets go of Repton] Sorry, Boss.
Leugey: [hugs Repton] I missed you too, Boss!
Repton: What did I tell you about the hugging?
Leugey: Oops! He! [lets go of Repton] Sorry, Boss.
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[Stork, now separated from Leugey, is taking a bath]
Stork: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.
Stork: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.
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[Finn and Junko opened a canister that they weren't supposed to open]
Aerrow: We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.
Finn and Junko: Monster?
Piper: Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?
[Finn and Junko chuckle sheepishly]
Aerrow: You didn't.
Stork: Ooh... they did.
Aerrow: We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.
Finn and Junko: Monster?
Piper: Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?
[Finn and Junko chuckle sheepishly]
Aerrow: You didn't.
Stork: Ooh... they did.
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[Stork is examining slobber from the monster, which Finn has turned into]
Stork: Ooh...
Piper: What is it, Stork?
Stork: Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.
Stork: Ooh...
Piper: What is it, Stork?
Stork: Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.
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[The Storm Hawks have found Finn in monster form]
Aerrow: That's really Finn?
[Finn throws a fruit at Aerrow]
Aerrow: It's not like him to share.
Aerrow: That's really Finn?
[Finn throws a fruit at Aerrow]
Aerrow: It's not like him to share.
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[Stork has been working on a cure for Finn and Junko's infection, caught by opening the canister]
Stork: One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.
Junko: Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.
Stork: Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.
Junko: Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.
[Junko eats the green wafer, causing him to turn into tentacles]
Stork: OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.
Stork: One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.
Junko: Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.
Stork: Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.
Junko: Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.
[Junko eats the green wafer, causing him to turn into tentacles]
Stork: OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.
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[Stork has set up a trap for Finn]
Junko: That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.
Stork: Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.
Junko: That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.
Stork: Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.
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[Monster Finn has pushed Stork off a cliff and into a deep swampy pond]
Stork: Step two: SHOW NO MERCY. (puts his helmet on and pond water splashes on him)
Stork: Step two: SHOW NO MERCY. (puts his helmet on and pond water splashes on him)
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[Piper has met Princess "Perry" Peregrine, who looks exactly like her]
Piper: You're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.
Perry: You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.
[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]
Perry: The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]
Piper: Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.
Piper: You're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.
Perry: You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.
[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]
Perry: The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]
Piper: Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.
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Regent: [to Perry] Why don't we discuss your schedule for the day? First, the royal birdseed review at noon. Then the paint-drying tournament, followed by your trophy presentation at the royal dish-scrubbing contest.
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Aerrow: She hasn't returned or even checked in. That's not Piper's style, Stork.
Stork: Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...
[Perry, disguised as Piper, is flying awkwardly towards the Condor]
Stork: ...not in style.
Stork: Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...
[Perry, disguised as Piper, is flying awkwardly towards the Condor]
Stork: ...not in style.
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[A Nightcrawler has been captured by the guards on Terra Clockstoppia]
Regent: Outsiders are not welcome. What is your business here?
Nightcrawler: I have come for your crystals.
Regent: Well, you're wasting your time. We don't use crystals here. They are forbidden.
Nightcrawler: But you do have them. You just don't use them. Such a shame.
Regent: Oh? And why is that, pre-tell?
Nightcrawler: Because now I know. Your kingdom is defenceless!
Regent: Outsiders are not welcome. What is your business here?
Nightcrawler: I have come for your crystals.
Regent: Well, you're wasting your time. We don't use crystals here. They are forbidden.
Nightcrawler: But you do have them. You just don't use them. Such a shame.
Regent: Oh? And why is that, pre-tell?
Nightcrawler: Because now I know. Your kingdom is defenceless!
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[After a Nightcrawler attack on Clockstoppia]
Piper: [wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!
Regent: [holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?
Piper: No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!
[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]
Piper: You're gonna stop them with oranges?
Regent: Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!
Piper: [wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!
Regent: [holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?
Piper: No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!
[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]
Piper: You're gonna stop them with oranges?
Regent: Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!
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[Piper and Perry have made the Nightcrawlers retreat by exposing them to bright light]
Piper: They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.
Junko: That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.
Piper: They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.
Junko: That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.
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Guy Skyly: [a news reporter] Remember disgraced Sky Knight Carver, who betrayed the people of Atmos? Guess where he is now.
[Carver is released from prison]
Guy Skyly: Say "Goodbye, slammer", and "Hello, freedom." He's out! New evidence has been discovered that proves behind a shadow of a doubt that bad boy Carver was a victim of Cyclonian mind control. Now that the mind control has worn off, Terra Atmosia has its hero back, and you're looking at one reporter who can't wait to see what the future holds for this superstar Sky Knight!
[The Storm Hawks are watching the news report]
Stork: See, this... is why I don't watch the news.
[Carver is released from prison]
Guy Skyly: Say "Goodbye, slammer", and "Hello, freedom." He's out! New evidence has been discovered that proves behind a shadow of a doubt that bad boy Carver was a victim of Cyclonian mind control. Now that the mind control has worn off, Terra Atmosia has its hero back, and you're looking at one reporter who can't wait to see what the future holds for this superstar Sky Knight!
[The Storm Hawks are watching the news report]
Stork: See, this... is why I don't watch the news.
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