Storm Hawks Quotes

Piper: [to Domiwick] I've read all your books. I even wrote you a fan letter once! But I'm just babbling now.

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[The Storm Hawks get away from the Cyclonians, who are working for Domiwick. Snipe is angry]
Domiwick: Let them go, Snipe.
Snipe: But Master Cyclonis-
Domiwick: Master Cyclonis has instructed you to take orders from me. You're here to dig, so dig. Dig, dig, dig.

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[Domiwick is trying to get into the Forbidden City, with the help of the Cyclonians]
Piper: He's after the Oracle Crystal. It has the power to see the future.
Finn: Future, huh? Oh, I know what I'd ask!
Junko: Whoa! Me too! I think.
Piper: We have to beat them into the Forbidden city and find it before Domiwick does.
Stork: Ooh ooh wait. Did you say into the Forbidden City? The deathtraps in that place are legendary, Jagged spikes, walls that... crush. I could learn so much.

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[Junko is eating Gloopy Fruit]
Finn: Gloopy Fruit? How can you stomach that stuff?
Junko: Well, sure, they look nasty and they smell nasty, but they taste... Well, OK, they're chewy.

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[Stork has built a safety buggy called the Storkmobile]
Stork: I give you the Storkmobile! Booby trap detectors, indestructible tires, roll-bars, parachutes, anti-lock brakes, 52 independent external airbags, and an ejector seat.
Junko: Um... Why do you need an ejector seat?
Stork: You always need an ejector seat.

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[The Storm Hawks have fallen down a trapdoor in the Forbidden City]
Junko: 'Least I landed on something squishy.
Finn: That would be me.

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Piper: The Oracle Crystal will be in the treasure chamber.
Finn: Treasure chamber! That's what I'm talking about! Oh, we're in for some money!
[Domiwick and the Cyclonians drill into the City]
Aerrow: We're also in for some competition.

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[Snipe is fighting with Stork on the Storkmobile]
Snipe: When I'm finished with you, Cyclonis will give me a medal! A promotion! A reward!
Stork: How about a free trip?
[Stork activates the ejector seat, which knocks Snipe up to the ceiling]
Stork: And that is why you need an ejector seat.

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[Piper is fighting Domiwick]
Piper: Why are you working for the Cyclonians?
Domiwick: You have no idea how the world works! Expeditions are costly.
Piper: And that makes it OK? You betrayed all of Atmos! And you know what else? You're a real snob!

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Aerrow: [to Oracle] Finn wants to know if he gets rich, Piper wants to know what she's meant to do with her life, Junko wants to know if he ever finds his missing lucky shovel, Stork wants to know if the cure for Bog Measles is discovered.
Oracle: And you?
Aerrow: I just wanna know one thing; do we win?
Oracle: Ah. See for yourself.
[The Oracle shows Aerrow the future; the Cyclonians win]
Aerrow: I can't let that happen.
Oracle: Set me free and a different path begins.

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Domiwick: [to Snipe] Can I have a... a lift?
Snipe: You're the smart one. Find your own way out.

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Aerrow: [to Piper] I grabbed something for you on the way out.
[Aerrow gives Piper a shiny crystal]
Piper: It's beautiful. I wish I could rub it in Domiwick's face.
Aerrow: That guy was a slimeball.
Piper: When I saw what he was really like, I felt so stupid. Then I just felt sorry for him.

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Stork: The crystal heat dissipater's completely shot. It'll need to be replaced.
Aerrow: No problem. We passed a supply depot a while ago. I'll take a Skimmer.
Stork: Um, Aerrow, a heat dissipater's the size of a house.
Aerrow: So, make that four Skimmers.

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Aerrow: [to Stork] Where's the Condor? Where's Radarr?
Stork: It... It ate them.
Aerrow, Piper and Junko: What did?
Stork: The terra...

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[In the Skyside Shanty, Junko is eating a Skyfood Combo Platter with vinegar]
Finn: [reading bottle] "Skyside Shanty's Signature Extra-Potent Quadruple-Malt Vinegar"?
Junko: Kinda sour, but I like it.

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Waitress: Lost your ship, eh?
Finn: And our buddy. Got eaten by a terra.
Waitress: That wasn't no terra. That was... the Leviathan!

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[After the Storm Hawks fail to stop the Leviathan]
Aerrow: We're gonna need bigger weapons.
Finn: We're gonna need bigger rides!

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Finn: Without the Condor, are we even the Storm Hawks anymore?

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[When looking at the Skyquod, Stork gets delusions of grandeur]
Stork: Dual-action tiller, omni-directional jib! It be perfect!
Aerrow: Stork, you OK? We were pretty worried about-
Stork: I be more than OK! I be on a quest for the beastie that took me ship and me home!
Aerrow: So stage three is delusions then?
Piper: Of grandeur.

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[Junko points to the Leviathan]
Junko: (muffled by the food in his mouth) Thar she blows!
[Stork smacks him on the back of the head and takes away the bottle of vinegar]
Stork: A sailor ne'er speaks with his mouth full!
Junko: (now his mouth is empty) Uh, thar she blows?

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Stork: From a Merb's heart, I strike at thee!
[Stork throws the bottle of vinegar at the Leviathan's uvula]

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Finn: Stork, that was totally amazing! You just dove right into a Leviathan's mouth!
Stork: I... did what?
Piper: Stage four: memory loss.
[Throughout the episode, Stork was suffering from post-traumatic Sky Shock. He has reached stage four of it]
Stork: Where are we?

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[Piper and Junko are disguised as Ravess and Snipe]
Junko: Piper, I'm sweating like a pig in this mask, and the thing smells like cheese!

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[Stork is disguised as a musician]
Stork: [to Snipe] What's your favourite song? I'll... I'll play it!
[Snipe growls]
Stork: Don't know that tune.

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[Aerrow is disguised as an accordionist and Radarr is his monkey]
Snipe: That is really creepy.
Aerrow: A dancing monkey?
Snipe: No, that outfit you're wearing.

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[Snipe has come into the tent where Piper and Junko are disguised as Ravess and himself]
Snipe: Ravess? What are we doing here?

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[Finn has used a Cloning Crystal to create clones of himself]
Piper: They're not holograms, not pods, not made of metal or paper-maché. They're real-live exact duplicates.
Finn: [looking at a clone] Hey, is my left nostril really bigger than my right? And why didn't someone tell me I had a hairy mole on the back of my neck?
Finn clone: At least I'm a fresher, newer you, old-timer!
Finn: Hey, do not mess with the master copy, clone boy!
Piper: Same exact personality, too.

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[Snipe is confronting two Finn clones, and has grabbed one of them]
Snipe: Where's that box?
Finn clone #3: Better let go of him!
[Snipe turns around and sees a third clone]
Snipe: Triplets?
[A fourth clone taps him on the shoulder]
Snipe: What do they call it after triplets?
[Ten clones have surrounded him]
Snipe: I hate math!

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Piper: Guys, I think I've got the solution!
[Piper lowers a disco ball, which makes the Finn clones dance]
Finn: The solution is a disco?
Piper: No. But this disco ball is powered by a Lunar Crystal, with properties the exact opposite of a Solaris Crystal. Emitting light back into the prism may just cancel out our clone problem!
Finn: Translation, please?
Piper: [sighs] The shiny ball may just fix you.

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[Snipe has boarded the Condor and taken the Cloning Crystal]
Snipe: Now I've got the gizmo... and a chance to look at where you guys live! Pretty lame, if you ask me.
Junko: Nobody asked you!

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