Straight-Jacket Quotes

Saul Ornstein: [reading a newspaper: ] Yuval Reissman died; that's too bad.
Jerry: [tsk-ing: ] You always go straight for the obituaries.
Saul Ornstein: That's the only part of the trades I can read without getting jealous.

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Guy Stone: We're both gay.
Rick Foster: Custom dictates we have sex now.

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Guy Stone: Um, what do you do for fun?
Sally: Watch Guy Stone movies.
Guy Stone: Really? Me too.
Sally: Oh, and I'm taking an acting class from the prestigious Tom Hertz.
Guy Stone: Ah, Tom, sure.
Sally: You take from him?
Guy Stone: Sometimes I'm the student, sometimes I'm the teacher. So, you wanna be an actress?
Sally: Oh, gosh, no. Actresses are whores.

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Sally: Love is just a big box of chocolate-covered razor blades.

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Viola: Hey, baby. You want a date?
Freddie Stevens: No, But I'll take a blow job.
Viola: I'll take a ten.
Freddie Stevens: Five.
Viola: Ten.
Freddie Stevens: Seven.
Viola: Ten.
Freddie Stevens: Eight-fifty.
Viola: Ten.
Freddie Stevens: Nine-twenty-five.
Viola: Ten.
Freddie Stevens: Okay.

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