Straight Plan for the Gay Man Quote
Fashion Guy: Here's a tip: no straight man knows how to tie a bow tie. That's why they make these R.S.V.P. cards. Simply check no, I will not be able to attend your stupid fancy-dress party on the card, and all of your bow tie problems are solved. After all, it's not like it's the only time your sister will be getting married.
Movie: Straight Plan for the Gay Man
