Strongbad_email.exe (V) Quotes
E-mail: [with Strong Bad reading it] Dear Strong Bad, I just wondering, if you had the chance to make your town different, what would you you? Sincerely, Steven WV [Strong Bad prenounces WV as Walts-Vagon]
Strong Bad: [typing] Pour hot soup din Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? That sounds like a pretty good? [stops typing]
Strong Bad: wait, what did your e-mail say again?
Strong Bad: [typing] Pour hot soup din Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? That sounds like a pretty good? [stops typing]
Strong Bad: wait, what did your e-mail say again?
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Mike: Hi. [catches a football tossed to him]
Mike: I'm Mike Chapman. People are all the time asking me, Mike, how do you do the voices for those dumb animal characters on your website?, and I say, I'm Mike. Matt does the voices.
Mike: I'm Mike Chapman. People are all the time asking me, Mike, how do you do the voices for those dumb animal characters on your website?, and I say, I'm Mike. Matt does the voices.
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Strong Bad: Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
E-mail: Hey Strong Bad, How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you? Dan Waters, Dallas, TX.
Strong Bad: Aw, Dan, you dodged a bullet, man. Because lemme tell you... a One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all. Allow me to demonstrate with one of my bogus mathematical theorems. I call it "The Property of Ones." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE. So you got that, Dan? The colder it is, the more of a one it is. Because you don't want to end up with a Cold None. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. But now in foreign lands, they've been known to drink Not So Cold Ones, Room Temperature Ones, and even Warm Ones. Whoa! But where I come from, it's CUH-HOLD ONES. Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing. Ooh... That's a good One.
E-mail: Hey Strong Bad, How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you? Dan Waters, Dallas, TX.
Strong Bad: Aw, Dan, you dodged a bullet, man. Because lemme tell you... a One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all. Allow me to demonstrate with one of my bogus mathematical theorems. I call it "The Property of Ones." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE. So you got that, Dan? The colder it is, the more of a one it is. Because you don't want to end up with a Cold None. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. But now in foreign lands, they've been known to drink Not So Cold Ones, Room Temperature Ones, and even Warm Ones. Whoa! But where I come from, it's CUH-HOLD ONES. Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing. Ooh... That's a good One.
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Strong Bad: [after he and The Cheat returned from Sweet Puttin' Cakes] Whoa, that was weird. [he smacks his lips]
Strong Bad: My mouth tastes like... backwards.
The Cheat: [the Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Your mouth tastes like what? [the Cheat grins, his teeth having been dyed blue by the water at the course]
Strong Bad: The Cheat, you didn't!
The Cheat: [apologetic The Cheat noises] [the new paper that usually ends the emails comes down]
Strong Bad: [to the paper] There you go! See? *That* was a punchline! And another thing. Are you ever *not* running out of ink?
Strong Bad: My mouth tastes like... backwards.
The Cheat: [the Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Your mouth tastes like what? [the Cheat grins, his teeth having been dyed blue by the water at the course]
Strong Bad: The Cheat, you didn't!
The Cheat: [apologetic The Cheat noises] [the new paper that usually ends the emails comes down]
Strong Bad: [to the paper] There you go! See? *That* was a punchline! And another thing. Are you ever *not* running out of ink?
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Strong Bad: [after being asked what his second wish in a set of three would be, choosing horns, and drawing a picture of himself with horns] You know, these horns kinda look like croissants the way I drew them. Maybe my third wish will be for a couple of croissants... yeah, like, heat it up with some butter melting on the top... I got to get The Cheat to get me some of those. Some of those... cwoi-sagns...
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