Suicide Squad Quotes
The Joker: Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you live for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you live for me?
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Amanda Waller: [narration]Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself.
The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley Quinn: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller: [narration]She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Harley Quinn: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun
Harley Quinn: A machine gun?
Amanda Waller: [narration]Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley Quinn: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller: [narration]She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Harley Quinn: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun
Harley Quinn: A machine gun?
Amanda Waller: [narration]Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
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Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? [to SEALs]
Harley Quinn: Sorry. The voices. [chuckles]
Harley Quinn: I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
Harley Quinn: Sorry. The voices. [chuckles]
Harley Quinn: I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
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Rick Flag: You disobey me, you die. [Killer Croc growls]
Rick Flag: You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
Rick Flag: You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
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[Harley smashes a shop window] Rick Flag: Seriously? The hell's wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn: [takes a purse]We're bad guys. It's what we do.
Harley Quinn: [takes a purse]We're bad guys. It's what we do.
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Harley Quinn: [at a bar]Whatcha having, K.C.?
Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?
Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.
Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.
Killer Croc: Beer.
Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.
Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?
Diablo: Water.
Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey. [pours water]
Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?
Katana: Whiskey.
Harley Quinn: Whiskey.
Deadshot: [points to shot glass]What am I, 12?
Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?
Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.
Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.
Killer Croc: Beer.
Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.
Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?
Diablo: Water.
Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey. [pours water]
Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?
Katana: Whiskey.
Harley Quinn: Whiskey.
Deadshot: [points to shot glass]What am I, 12?
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The Joker: What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said. I helped you.
The Joker: Ah. You helped me. By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [puts belt in her mouth]I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said. I helped you.
The Joker: Ah. You helped me. By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [puts belt in her mouth]I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.
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Amanda Waller: [narrating]And that was just the beginning. [Joker and Harley drive crazily through Gotham City when Batman starts to follow]
Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin'. Do it!
The Joker: Oh. We have got company.
Harley Quinn: Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.
Amanda Waller: [narrating]She's crazier than him. And more fearless. [Batman leaps onto the roof of the car]
Harley Quinn: Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night! [Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof]
Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin'. Do it!
The Joker: Oh. We have got company.
Harley Quinn: Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.
Amanda Waller: [narrating]She's crazier than him. And more fearless. [Batman leaps onto the roof of the car]
Harley Quinn: Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night! [Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof]
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Captain Boomerang: [regarding Katana]Hey, well, you know what they say about the crazy ones.
Harley Quinn: Huh?
Harley Quinn: Huh?
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The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T: [looking at Harley dancing]Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley]
The Joker: Ooh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn: Puddin'! [laughs]
The Joker: Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Harley Quinn: Well... [barks at Monster T and laughs]
Harley Quinn: You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T: I don't want no beef.
The Joker: You don't want no beef? [mocking]
The Joker: You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T: This is your lady.
The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?
The Joker: No. That's your lady, Joker.
The Joker: That's right.
Monster T: [looking at Harley dancing]Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley]
The Joker: Ooh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn: Puddin'! [laughs]
The Joker: Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Harley Quinn: Well... [barks at Monster T and laughs]
Harley Quinn: You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T: I don't want no beef.
The Joker: You don't want no beef? [mocking]
The Joker: You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T: This is your lady.
The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?
The Joker: No. That's your lady, Joker.
The Joker: That's right.
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Deadshot: [toasting]Here's to honor... among thieves.
Katana: I'm not a thief.
Deadshot: Oh. She's not a thief. [they clink their glasses]
Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.
Katana: I'm not a thief.
Deadshot: Oh. She's not a thief. [they clink their glasses]
Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off... despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.
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Diablo: Don't touch me, man!
Deadshot: Don't touch you? What you gonna do?
Diablo: Don't touch me!
Deadshot: I'm touching you. I'm touching you. Do something.
Diablo: Don't touch me!
Deadshot: Do something!
Diablo: You wanna see something?
Deadshot: Oh, yeah, I wanna see...
Diablo: You wanna see something?
Deadshot: Yes, I wanna see something! [Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere then turns and stares a Deadshot]
Diablo: I was trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?
Deadshot: Don't touch you? What you gonna do?
Diablo: Don't touch me!
Deadshot: I'm touching you. I'm touching you. Do something.
Diablo: Don't touch me!
Deadshot: Do something!
Diablo: You wanna see something?
Deadshot: Oh, yeah, I wanna see...
Diablo: You wanna see something?
Deadshot: Yes, I wanna see something! [Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere then turns and stares a Deadshot]
Diablo: I was trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?
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Amanda Waller: [naration]They became the king and queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the queen.
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[from trailer] The Joker: Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...
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Griggs: Ames, if this man shoots me, I want you to kill him... and I want you to go clear my browser history.
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Deadshot: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.
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Deadshot: [Harley points gun]Whoa! Relax. It's me.
Harley Quinn: [long pause]You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.
Harley Quinn: [long pause]You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.
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Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn: Yeah?
Frost: Boss, we got a problem! [the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile]
The Joker: Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.
Harley Quinn: Let's do it!
The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn: Yeah?
Frost: Boss, we got a problem! [the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile]
The Joker: Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.
Harley Quinn: Let's do it!
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Griggs: Stay back. If she moves, fire her up, all right? [to Harley]
Griggs: You gonna come down from there or what? [Harley laughs and swings slowly down to the floor]
Griggs: Oh yeah, look at you. [Harley lands and goes to the front of her cell]
Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off of these bars.
Harley Quinn: What, these bars?
Griggs: Yeah. Those bars. [Harley licks the bar]
Griggs: Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs: Oh man. I love you. [on radio]
Griggs: Alpha One, hit her.
Griggs: You gonna come down from there or what? [Harley laughs and swings slowly down to the floor]
Griggs: Oh yeah, look at you. [Harley lands and goes to the front of her cell]
Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off of these bars.
Harley Quinn: What, these bars?
Griggs: Yeah. Those bars. [Harley licks the bar]
Griggs: Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs: Oh man. I love you. [on radio]
Griggs: Alpha One, hit her.
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[Enchantress touches Admiral Burns] Seals' Admiral Burns: [unnerved]Uh, please don't touch me. Please don't touch me.
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Deadshot: [given a gun]Y'all jokers must be crazy. [proceeds to put several headshots through several targets]
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Deadshot: I don't like this, Flag.
Rick Flag: I don't like it either. [Deadshot puts on his mask]
Harley Quinn: Pussy.
Deadshot: I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.
Rick Flag: I don't like it either. [Deadshot puts on his mask]
Harley Quinn: Pussy.
Deadshot: I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.
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[Harley Quinn changes her clothes in public] Harley Quinn: [sees everyone staring at her]What?
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