Sunday Morning Rapture Quotes
Sharon Johnson: [in hysterics]THEY'RE GONE!
Charles Wilson: Gone where?
Sharon Johnson: I thought I was saved!
Charles Wilson: Saved from what?
Sharon Johnson: I thought I was saved! I thought I WOULD BE GOING TOO!
Charles Wilson: Going where?
Sharon Johnson: Everybody's been raptured, Charles!
Charles Wilson: What rapture?
Sharon Johnson: Just like Mama said! He came! They're gone! WE'RE STILL HERE! We're still here! What'm I supposed to do now?
Charles Wilson: Gone where?
Sharon Johnson: I thought I was saved!
Charles Wilson: Saved from what?
Sharon Johnson: I thought I was saved! I thought I WOULD BE GOING TOO!
Charles Wilson: Going where?
Sharon Johnson: Everybody's been raptured, Charles!
Charles Wilson: What rapture?
Sharon Johnson: Just like Mama said! He came! They're gone! WE'RE STILL HERE! We're still here! What'm I supposed to do now?
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Riley Kilgore: There's got to be something we can do! There's got to be a way that we can go too! How much?
Pastor Tim: How much WHAT?
Riley Kilgore: How much is it gonna take to get me OUT of here? How much is it going to take for me to go see my Katrina?
Pastor Tim: A CHECK? A CHECK IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU TO SEE NOBODY!
Riley Kilgore: [takes cash out and waves it around]Look, here's a thousand dollars. That's all I have on me now, but I can go to the bank and see about getting more if you need it. Here, take it.
Pastor Tim: Don't you get it, man? Your money is WORTHLESS NOW!
Riley Kilgore: What do you mean worthless? I am Riley Kilgore, it wasn't worthless when you were having all those anniversaries, your special sessions, and asking for ties.
Pastor Tim: [laughs dryly]YOU'RE Riley Kilgore.
Riley Kilgore: Yeah.
Pastor Tim: Don't you get it, RILEY? YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN! It's as easy as BUYING YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL!
Pastor Tim: How much WHAT?
Riley Kilgore: How much is it gonna take to get me OUT of here? How much is it going to take for me to go see my Katrina?
Pastor Tim: A CHECK? A CHECK IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU TO SEE NOBODY!
Riley Kilgore: [takes cash out and waves it around]Look, here's a thousand dollars. That's all I have on me now, but I can go to the bank and see about getting more if you need it. Here, take it.
Pastor Tim: Don't you get it, man? Your money is WORTHLESS NOW!
Riley Kilgore: What do you mean worthless? I am Riley Kilgore, it wasn't worthless when you were having all those anniversaries, your special sessions, and asking for ties.
Pastor Tim: [laughs dryly]YOU'RE Riley Kilgore.
Riley Kilgore: Yeah.
Pastor Tim: Don't you get it, RILEY? YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN! It's as easy as BUYING YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL!
Movie: Sunday Morning Rapture
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: The question is, ARE you ready for Jehovah's return? If Jehovah came back RIGHT NOW, WOULD you make it?
Movie: Sunday Morning Rapture
Pastor Tim: IT'S OVER! WE'VE ALL BEEN LEFT BEHIND!
Riley Kilgore: What do you mean left behind? Where is everybody? What happened?
Pastor Tim: They're gone! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
Riley Kilgore: Where did they go? What's over?
Pastor Tim: Life! Life as we know it!
Riley Kilgore: No! It can't be!
Pastor Tim: Watchu mean it can't be? Don't you get it, man? It wasn't just talk! It finally happened!
Riley Kilgore: What do you mean left behind? Where is everybody? What happened?
Pastor Tim: They're gone! THEY'RE ALL GONE!
Riley Kilgore: Where did they go? What's over?
Pastor Tim: Life! Life as we know it!
Riley Kilgore: No! It can't be!
Pastor Tim: Watchu mean it can't be? Don't you get it, man? It wasn't just talk! It finally happened!
Movie: Sunday Morning Rapture
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: The Sunday Morning Rapture. If Jehovah came back RIGHT NOW, would you make it in?
Marcus: Oh man that some fools man, no, hey my mom be talking about that crap sometimes, know? The Rapture, Jesus coming back...
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: Well y'all heard of Pac, right? Tupac Shakur, right? [everyone agrees]
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: I did his last movie called Gang Related, and I had this opportunity to tell him about this gangsta called Jesus Christ. I punked out Shak telling him about who Jesus Christ was, to get HIM ready for the Rapture. So I'm telling y'all real talk, how many times you watch my movie? [guys start counting]
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: Well I tell you what, listen up, this is the game we gonna play. If I make this shot, everybody's in church with me, alright?
Marcus: Oh man that some fools man, no, hey my mom be talking about that crap sometimes, know? The Rapture, Jesus coming back...
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: Well y'all heard of Pac, right? Tupac Shakur, right? [everyone agrees]
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: I did his last movie called Gang Related, and I had this opportunity to tell him about this gangsta called Jesus Christ. I punked out Shak telling him about who Jesus Christ was, to get HIM ready for the Rapture. So I'm telling y'all real talk, how many times you watch my movie? [guys start counting]
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister: Well I tell you what, listen up, this is the game we gonna play. If I make this shot, everybody's in church with me, alright?
Movie: Sunday Morning Rapture