Super Mario Bros. Quotes
"Mario "Jumpman" Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log number 22-37, we were in a land of damsels in distress and knights in shiny armor, the legendary Cramalot.
Movie: Super Mario Bros.
Daisy: How's Daniella?
Mario: Oh, Daniella! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania.
Mario: Oh, Daniella! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania.
Movie: Super Mario Bros.
Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy: [after watching Mario, Daniella and the other prisoned girls escape and land right in front of them on a mattress] [to each other]
Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy: Are you all right?
Luigi Mario: [about Mario and the girls] Are *they* all right?
Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy: Are you all right?
Luigi Mario: [about Mario and the girls] Are *they* all right?
Movie: Super Mario Bros.
[upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
King Bowser Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan. [scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge! [troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: ...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks! [troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa: I crown myself the King of Koop-lyn and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed! [troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
King Bowser Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan. [scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge! [troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: ...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks! [troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa: I crown myself the King of Koop-lyn and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed! [troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
Movie: Super Mario Bros.
[repeated line]
Princess Toadstool: I have enclosed a jewel that will help protect you.
Princess Toadstool: I have enclosed a jewel that will help protect you.
Movie: Super Mario Bros.