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Blaine Bingham: Did you really sign a reporter's contract Peter Rabbit?
John L. Sullivan IV: Yes.
Blaine Bingham: What did the reporter do?
John L. Sullivan IV: Christy? She laughed her ass off.

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Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?
Margo Brofman: Know how many rich animals I had to **** to get this coat?

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John L. Sullivan IV: How could he be afriad of hieghts. He so tall!

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Sgt. Waldren: Now, I don't have to tell you that jerks like that have been dumping their garbage on us for years. Uh, well, I guess I just did, huh.

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Walter Stone: Hey, you're not gay, are you?
Amanda Brooks: Hey, if I'm gay, then Clint Eastwood's a transvestite.

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