Sydney Quotes

Sydney White: If it makes you feel any better they threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!

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Sydney: This is a very ****ed-up situation.

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Sydney: [at the cocktail lounge] Tell me something. Are you required to flirt, to behave as you do toward that table of men over there? Maybe... it's some part of your job?
Clementine: Uh, they don't say to do it.
Sydney: But if you don't?
Clementine: Well, then I get questioned, like: Why were so rude to them?, and, I mean, I can't talk back. I can't tell them to **** off and leave me alone.
Sydney: As a rule?
Clementine: I'd also lose the tip.

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[staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes... that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course. The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

Movie: Sydney