Tales of the City Quote
Michael: [answering phone] The boring residence of Miss Mary Ann Singleton
Mary Ann Singleton: [grabbing receiver] MICHAEL!
Mary Ann's Mother: Mary Ann?
Mary Ann Singleton: oh... Hi Mom. [takes phone into bedroom]
Mary Ann's Mother: Oh my God. We haven't heard from you in weeks.
Mary Ann Singleton: Sorry. It's been hectic.
Mary Ann's Mother: Who was that man?
Mary Ann Singleton: Who? Oh. Michael. Heeeee's...
Mary Ann's Mother: What's his last name?
Mary Ann Singleton: What?
Mary Ann's Mother: His last name Mary Ann. Don't you KNOW his last name? Oh my God... I saw something like this on "McMillan and Wife" just last week and...
Mary Ann Singleton: [walking out of bedroom holding receiver aloft for Mona and Michael to hear] What difference does it make what his last name is?
Mary Ann's Mother: You know darling, your father and I were talking and we thought you deserved a chance to try your wings. But we can't just let you throw your life away.
Mary Ann Singleton: It's my life to throw Mom.
Mary Ann's Mother: No it's not. Not when you apparently don't have the maturity to...
Mary Ann Singleton: Well how would you know?
Mary Ann's Mother: Mary Ann, a strange man answered the phone.
Mary Ann Singleton: He's not a strange man Mom. He's a homosexual [mouthing "shhhhhhh" to Mona and Michael as Mona makes devil's antennae over Michael's head]
Mary Ann's Mother: WHAT?
Mary Ann Singleton: I know you've heard of them. They have them on TV now!
TV Show: Tales of the City
