TaleSpin Quotes
Rebecca: Why would anyone hide an emergency exit under a seat?
Wildcat: 'Cause it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment.
Rebecca: Wildcat, if we make it back home safely, get therapy.
Wildcat: 'Cause it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment.
Rebecca: Wildcat, if we make it back home safely, get therapy.
TV Show: TaleSpin
Rebecca: You lowlife excuse for a pilot! When you said Molly had eaten your maps, that was cute. When you said a big hurricane blew your plane to Louie's, that was mildly amusing. But this is stupid!!
---
Baloo: That hash house is haunted!
Louie: C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.
Baloo: Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.
Rebecca: If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!
---
Baloo: That hash house is haunted!
Louie: C-c-c-c-come see for yourself.
Baloo: Yeah, and if there's no ghost, I'll quit my job.
Rebecca: If there's no ghost, you won't have a job to quit!
TV Show: TaleSpin
[When Captain William Stansbury walks in]
Baloo: Well, now, who's the stiff?
Rebecca: You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.
Baloo: Well, now, who's the stiff?
Rebecca: You don't see many of them around here, Baloo. They're called gentlemen.
TV Show: TaleSpin
Louie: Check it out, man! Ol' barnacle breath is putting the whammy on Beck-o-ramy.
TV Show: TaleSpin
Baloo: I don't believe it! Generator's out, batteries, hydraulics... From the rudder to the fuzzy dice, this whole plane is dead!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Baloo: You want us to sleep in that haunted house?
Rebecca: Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.
Louie: Have a little heart.
Rebecca: Have a little backbone.
Rebecca: Well, you can't sleep in here. Your snoring could wake the dead.
Louie: Have a little heart.
Rebecca: Have a little backbone.
TV Show: TaleSpin
Baloo: Listen. You hear that?
Louie: I don't hear anything.
Baloo: That's what I mean! We scared 'em off!
Louie: I don't hear anything.
Baloo: That's what I mean! We scared 'em off!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Rebecca: Now see what your lying got us into?!
Baloo: You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!
Rebecca: Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!
Baloo: Hey, this lady has potential!
Kit: You're both nuts...
Baloo: You're the one who lied to G.I. Shmoe!
Rebecca: Yeah, but you lied to me first, so I had to lie to you to teach you the truth about lying!
Baloo: Hey, this lady has potential!
Kit: You're both nuts...
TV Show: TaleSpin
Don Karnage: This is Santa Karnage... You will give us the biggest and best Christmas presents... or we will blow you to tinsel!
TV Show: TaleSpin
[Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.])
Dumptruck: Hey, I'm embarrassed.
Mad Dog: And I'm chilly.
Dumptruck: Can ve put our coats on, captain?
Don Karnage: What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]
Mad Dog: Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
Don Karnage: Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]
Don Karnage: Uh-oh... Retreat!
Dumptruck: Now can ve put our coats on, captain?
Dumptruck: Hey, I'm embarrassed.
Mad Dog: And I'm chilly.
Dumptruck: Can ve put our coats on, captain?
Don Karnage: What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]
Mad Dog: Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
Don Karnage: Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]
Don Karnage: Uh-oh... Retreat!
Dumptruck: Now can ve put our coats on, captain?
TV Show: TaleSpin
Don Karnage: Fire at will!
[Will screams]
Don Karnage: Do not fire at Will, he is my Second Mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!
[Will screams]
Don Karnage: Do not fire at Will, he is my Second Mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Don Karnage: It is this way, trust me!
Baloo: Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!
Don Karnage: It's my job!
Baloo: It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!
Don Karnage: One little slip-up... so shoot me!
[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]
Baloo: I wish you hadn't said that!
Baloo: Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!
Don Karnage: It's my job!
Baloo: It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!
Don Karnage: One little slip-up... so shoot me!
[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]
Baloo: I wish you hadn't said that!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Doctor Zibaldo: Why is it that toast always lands with the butter side down?! You drop ten slices... a hundred slices...
Baloo: I'll bet this is the last time we ever hear of Doctor Zibaldo... or television!
Baloo: I'll bet this is the last time we ever hear of Doctor Zibaldo... or television!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Baloo: If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easily? You were only outnumbered six to one.
Rick Sky: That was your fault. You didn't tell me your plane had no guns. Imagine my surprise!
Baloo: [sarcastically] Well, if I had known you needed them, I would have put some on for you!
Rick Sky: That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted.
Rick Sky: That was your fault. You didn't tell me your plane had no guns. Imagine my surprise!
Baloo: [sarcastically] Well, if I had known you needed them, I would have put some on for you!
Rick Sky: That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted.
TV Show: TaleSpin
Don Karnage: Hee hee - ooooh, I just love it when [Danger Woman] tinfoils the bad guys!
TV Show: TaleSpin
Baloo: Now what are you really after, Karny?
Don Karnage: For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!
Louie: Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?
Don Karnage: My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!
Dumptruck: But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be--
Don Karnage: Remind me to shoot you when we get home!
Dumptruck: Err - sorry, captain!
Don Karnage: For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!
Louie: Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?
Don Karnage: My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!
Dumptruck: But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be--
Don Karnage: Remind me to shoot you when we get home!
Dumptruck: Err - sorry, captain!
TV Show: TaleSpin