Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes
PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
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Waffle House Manager: [it's career day at Ricky's school and a girl is introducing her father] I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here to talk to y'all about my day-to-day. And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell what it's like to manage a Waffle House. Ma'am, I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at.
Schoolteacher: Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.
Schoolteacher: Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.
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Waffle House Manager: [it's career day at Ricky's school and a girl is introducing her father] I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here to talk to y'all about my day-to-day. And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell what it's like to manage a Waffle House. Ma'am, I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at.
Schoolteacher: Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.
Schoolteacher: Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you.
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Lucius Washington: [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out!
Movie: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Lucius Washington: [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out!
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Glenn: Peaches and Cream!
[while watching Ricky crash]
[while watching Ricky crash]
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Texas Ranger: Did someone not love you enough as a child?
Reese Bobby: That's a good call.
Reese Bobby: That's a good call.
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Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
Movie: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Reese Bobby: Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
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Texas Ranger: Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?
Reese Bobby: That's a good call.
Reese Bobby: That's a good call.
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Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
Movie: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Reese Bobby: Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
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Carley Bobby: [During a fight with grandpa about the children] If we wanted us some wusses we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.
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Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?
Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?
Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
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Walker: My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't
Movie: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Movie: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
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Walker: My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
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Walker: [to Granny's neighbor] Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until i was 19. No shame in that.
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Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
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Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!
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Texas Ranger: One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
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Texas Ranger: Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather.
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