Teachers Pet Quotes
"Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
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"Spot/Scott: What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
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Erica Stone: As my father used to say, a reporter has to do a lot of sweating before he earns the right to perspire.
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Erica Stone: As my father used to say, a reporter has to do a lot of sweating before he earns the right to perspire.
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Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
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James Gannon: [while reading the Eureka Bulletin] Joel Barlow Stone. I'm sorry, but you stink!
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James Gannon: [referring to Dr. Pine, Prof. Stone's boyfriend] So he's got more degrees than a thermometer, so he speaks seven languages, so he's read every book. So what? The important thing is he's had no experience. He didn't start at the bottom and work up. That's the only way you can learn.
Peggy DeFore: You're so right, Jim-zee. Take me. Where would I be if I just read books?
Peggy DeFore: You're so right, Jim-zee. Take me. Where would I be if I just read books?
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James Gannon: [referring to Dr. Pine, Prof. Stone's boyfriend] So he's got more degrees than a thermometer, so he speaks seven languages, so he's read every book, so what? The important thing is he's had no experience. He didn't start at the bottom and work up, that's the only way you can learn.
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James Gannon: How could you give up a real newspaper job for teaching?
Erica Stone: Well, that's a very good question, Mr. Gallagher. Maybe for the same reason that occasionally a musician wants to be a conductor, he wants to hear a hundred people play music the way he hears it.
Erica Stone: Well, that's a very good question, Mr. Gallagher. Maybe for the same reason that occasionally a musician wants to be a conductor, he wants to hear a hundred people play music the way he hears it.
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Miss June Crabtree: I hope the children like me.
Old man: Oh, they'll like you alright. We'll have the cake and ice cream down to the school right on time.
[Miss Crabtree drives away]
Old man: Ummm... Wow! I wouldn't mind going back to school myself!
Old man: Oh, they'll like you alright. We'll have the cake and ice cream down to the school right on time.
[Miss Crabtree drives away]
Old man: Ummm... Wow! I wouldn't mind going back to school myself!
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Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.
Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
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Peggy DeFore: Jimsy, what's a psychologist?
James Gannon: A guy who gives all kinds of advice about things he knows nothing about.
James Gannon: A guy who gives all kinds of advice about things he knows nothing about.
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Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
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Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
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