Team America - World Police Quotes
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
Movie: Team America - World Police
[Deleted Scene]
Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn Gook. I'll never be a racist again.
Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn Gook. I'll never be a racist again.
Movie: Team America - World Police
Chris: Bad news Tim Robbins... I'm a smoker! [he throws his cigarette and it causes an explosion killing Tim Robbins]
Movie: Team America - World Police
Chris: If you betray us, I'll rip your ****in' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you ****, you'll **** all over your balls!
Movie: Team America - World Police
song: [Song] America, **** yeah! Comin' again to save the mother****ing day, yeah! / America, **** yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, **** yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, **** yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
Movie: Team America - World Police