Ted Quote
[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive]Ted: Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut!
Norah Jones: Teddy!
Ted: Hahaha! How are you?
Norah Jones: [Hugs Ted]How are you, you fuzzy asshole?
Ted: Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Norah Jones: Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.
Ted: Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.
John: [Approaches Norah to shake her hand]Hi, hi, Norah Jones.
Norah Jones: Hey. Hey there, sweaty. [wipes hand on her dress]
Norah Jones: Um, you ready to bring down the house?
John: Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you.
Ted: Jesus, you look fantastic.
Norah Jones: Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
Ted: [laughs]Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
Norah Jones: Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Ted: Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
Norah Jones: Teddy!
Ted: Hahaha! How are you?
Norah Jones: [Hugs Ted]How are you, you fuzzy asshole?
Ted: Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Norah Jones: Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.
Ted: Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.
John: [Approaches Norah to shake her hand]Hi, hi, Norah Jones.
Norah Jones: Hey. Hey there, sweaty. [wipes hand on her dress]
Norah Jones: Um, you ready to bring down the house?
John: Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you.
Ted: Jesus, you look fantastic.
Norah Jones: Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
Ted: [laughs]Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
Norah Jones: Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Ted: Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
Movie: Ted
