Ted Quote
[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]Norah Jones: Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett! [John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]
Lori: Oh... my God.
Rex: Holy... shit. [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
Ted: I gotta fuck her again.
John: Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy. [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]
John: [singing off-key]All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...
Ted: Still better than Katy Perry.
John: [singing off-key]Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind / [raises voice]
John: We move as one / We're an all-time high...
Rex: You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance! [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]
Angry fan: You're an asshole! [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]
Norah Jones: Oh Jesus! [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
Lori: Oh... my God.
Rex: Holy... shit. [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
Ted: I gotta fuck her again.
John: Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy. [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]
John: [singing off-key]All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...
Ted: Still better than Katy Perry.
John: [singing off-key]Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind / [raises voice]
John: We move as one / We're an all-time high...
Rex: You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance! [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]
Angry fan: You're an asshole! [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]
Norah Jones: Oh Jesus! [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
Movie: Ted
