Ted Quote
Ted: Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John: That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted: No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John: They're not that bad.
Ted: See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? [in exaggerated Bostonian]
Ted: Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm.
John: That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted: No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John: They're not that bad.
Ted: See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? [in exaggerated Bostonian]
Ted: Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm.
Movie: Ted
