Ted Quote
[Rex escorts John to the second floor of his house, showing off all of his expensive memorabilia]Rex: This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at an auction.
John: Wow, cool.
Rex: Yeah, cool. [Pointing at boxing gloves on display]
Rex: These boxing gloves worn by Joe Louis in his first fight. [Stops and points at abstract painting]
Rex: This is art. Get it? [John shrugs]
Rex: [Pointing at glasses on display]These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth like a million dollars. [pointing at a photo frame]
Rex: That's me and Tom Skerritt. Oh, check this out. [They stop in front of a display]
Rex: This is Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed. Every now and then, when life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here... and look at that. It reminds me that... things aren't so bad.
John: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Rex: [Looks at John]Sometimes you don't. [They both walk to the bar]
Rex: So, talk to me, Jonny Quest, how are things with you and Lori?
John: You know, things are great, actually.
Rex: Oh that's great. That is great.
John: You know, uh, Lori would hate me for saying this, but, she told me how you are at the office. And as one gentleman to another, I just wanna say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
Rex: [Giggles]Well, uh, let me, uh, let me get to clear the air a little. I mean, yeah, I'm kind of a fun time boss and whatnot. But look, man, I do that with everyone at the office. I'm a kook. I have no desires on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. You know, I think you're a great guy, and she's a very lucky girl.
John: Well that's good to hear.
Rex: Yeah.
John: Wow, cool.
Rex: Yeah, cool. [Pointing at boxing gloves on display]
Rex: These boxing gloves worn by Joe Louis in his first fight. [Stops and points at abstract painting]
Rex: This is art. Get it? [John shrugs]
Rex: [Pointing at glasses on display]These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth like a million dollars. [pointing at a photo frame]
Rex: That's me and Tom Skerritt. Oh, check this out. [They stop in front of a display]
Rex: This is Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed. Every now and then, when life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here... and look at that. It reminds me that... things aren't so bad.
John: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Rex: [Looks at John]Sometimes you don't. [They both walk to the bar]
Rex: So, talk to me, Jonny Quest, how are things with you and Lori?
John: You know, things are great, actually.
Rex: Oh that's great. That is great.
John: You know, uh, Lori would hate me for saying this, but, she told me how you are at the office. And as one gentleman to another, I just wanna say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
Rex: [Giggles]Well, uh, let me, uh, let me get to clear the air a little. I mean, yeah, I'm kind of a fun time boss and whatnot. But look, man, I do that with everyone at the office. I'm a kook. I have no desires on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. You know, I think you're a great guy, and she's a very lucky girl.
John: Well that's good to hear.
Rex: Yeah.
Movie: Ted
