Ted 2 Quote
Samantha Jackson: Can either of you tell me who wrote the Great Gatsby?
John: Judy Bloome?
Ted: Hitler?
Samantha Jackson: F. Scott Fitzgerald.
John: Who's that?
Samantha Jackson: The author.
John: Well, why are you saying fuck him?
Samantha Jackson: [Sam is confused]What?
Ted: You just said Eff Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John: Yeah.
Samantha Jackson: No, that's his first name.
Ted: His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?
Samantha Jackson: What? No!
John: Well, what does the F stand for?
Samantha Jackson: Francis.
Ted: No, it's got to be Fuck. It's got to be Fuck.
John: It must be Fuck. It has to be Fuck.
Samantha Jackson: Why the hell would it be Fuck?
John: Well, 'cuz otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted: Yeah, he's hiding something. It's Fuck. It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
John: It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
Samantha Jackson: That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted: Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubberlang, get used to it.
John: Judy Bloome?
Ted: Hitler?
Samantha Jackson: F. Scott Fitzgerald.
John: Who's that?
Samantha Jackson: The author.
John: Well, why are you saying fuck him?
Samantha Jackson: [Sam is confused]What?
Ted: You just said Eff Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John: Yeah.
Samantha Jackson: No, that's his first name.
Ted: His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?
Samantha Jackson: What? No!
John: Well, what does the F stand for?
Samantha Jackson: Francis.
Ted: No, it's got to be Fuck. It's got to be Fuck.
John: It must be Fuck. It has to be Fuck.
Samantha Jackson: Why the hell would it be Fuck?
John: Well, 'cuz otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted: Yeah, he's hiding something. It's Fuck. It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
John: It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
Samantha Jackson: That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted: Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubberlang, get used to it.
Movie: Ted 2
