Ted 2 Quote
Ted: [At a Knight Rider Q&A panel, unrated version]I have a question. Exactly how many beers did you have before you got naked with that hamburger?
David Hasselhoff: You know, buddy, we all make mistakes. That was a long time ago and I'm a different guy now.
KITT: You know what, can I just jump in here for a second? You're a real scumbag for asking that question.
Ted: What? It's a fair question.
KITT: No, you know what? You know what? Let me tell you something about this man...
David Hasselhoff: KITT, it's all right, just let it go.
KITT: No, no! I want him to hear this. Let me tell you something, after the show ended, I got nothing but shit work, all right? I was playing snow plows, tractors, I was even cast as a lawnmower. Not that was a real low point for me and this man sitting next to me, at this very low point in my life wrote me a check.
David Hasselhoff: Aw, come on, pal.
KITT: No, no! I want everyone to hear this because you are a good man, David Hasselhoff! You are a good man. You saved me with your generosity. You are the most- [KITT's wiper fluid and windshield wipers start up]
KITT: I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional. I just love you, buddy. I just love you so much.
David Hasselhoff: I love you too, pal, I really do. I love you.
Ted: So, like twenty-five beers or what?
KITT: [rushing at Ted]You piece of shit! Get out of here!
Ted: Whoa, man! What the fuck?
KITT: You are not fit to breathe the same air as this man!
David Hasselhoff: KITT, he's not worth it!
KITT: Get out of here!
Ted: What? He's a celebrity. His personal life is our business.
KITT: Get the fuck out, you piece of dog shit! I will run you down like roadkill! <
David Hasselhoff: You know, buddy, we all make mistakes. That was a long time ago and I'm a different guy now.
KITT: You know what, can I just jump in here for a second? You're a real scumbag for asking that question.
Ted: What? It's a fair question.
KITT: No, you know what? You know what? Let me tell you something about this man...
David Hasselhoff: KITT, it's all right, just let it go.
KITT: No, no! I want him to hear this. Let me tell you something, after the show ended, I got nothing but shit work, all right? I was playing snow plows, tractors, I was even cast as a lawnmower. Not that was a real low point for me and this man sitting next to me, at this very low point in my life wrote me a check.
David Hasselhoff: Aw, come on, pal.
KITT: No, no! I want everyone to hear this because you are a good man, David Hasselhoff! You are a good man. You saved me with your generosity. You are the most- [KITT's wiper fluid and windshield wipers start up]
KITT: I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional. I just love you, buddy. I just love you so much.
David Hasselhoff: I love you too, pal, I really do. I love you.
Ted: So, like twenty-five beers or what?
KITT: [rushing at Ted]You piece of shit! Get out of here!
Ted: Whoa, man! What the fuck?
KITT: You are not fit to breathe the same air as this man!
David Hasselhoff: KITT, he's not worth it!
KITT: Get out of here!
Ted: What? He's a celebrity. His personal life is our business.
KITT: Get the fuck out, you piece of dog shit! I will run you down like roadkill! <
Movie: Ted 2
