Ted 2 Quote

[Samantha smokes weed on a penis-shaped bong] John: Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.
Ted: Yeah, Sam. This, this puts us in a kind of awkward position here. I mean, we wanna get high too.
John: I don't have any papers or nothing.
Samantha Jackson: Is this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party. [giggles]
Samantha Jackson: It's so stupid. Here, try it.
John: Uh, no.
Samantha Jackson: Why?
John: I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.
Samantha Jackson: Oh, you think this is big?
Ted: [laughing]Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal.

Movie: Ted 2

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